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[Ravensword]

Turning red wine into blood w/ my magical ghost metabolism.

[Kaiser Arian XVII]

C'mon - kill me - I'm here!



(Homer) Alright, that's the last straw, time to take out the trash!

Modifié par Jedi Sentinel Arian, 16 novembre 2011 - 05:21 .

[Dominus]

 

Sentinel Arian Wins.
POSTALITY.

[Lenimph]

"I wonder if those could fit in the palm of my hand"

[Dominus]

I'm hot!
I'm sizzling!
Don't you wish your girlfriend was hot like me?
I'd probably be Celrath's Dream Girl.

You can look, but you can't touch... you know. Cause of the fire.

[Gabriel S.]

"I know what you're thinking... it gave me a heart attack. But 'ey, now I get to drink it again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again..."

[ThatGamerWithSouvlaki285]

"Pew! Pew!"

[Ravensword]

I am known as the Brown Mustache. In the 80s, I was known as the White Mustache after parties.

[Gabriel S.]

"Does this suit make me looks like a chicken?"

Modifié par Gabriel Stelinski, 16 novembre 2011 - 03:30 .

[Dominus]

It's true, shepard. I'm merrill. Wait a minute...*Checks BSN Forums* my Fan Service...it's fading away! This can't be...! I'm metaphorically melting, melting, oh what a world! If I end up in BioWare Party 8, so help me shepard...!

[Gabriel S.]

"Is this blood or is this wine? I can't tell. Is this blood or is this wine? I still can't tell. Is this blood or is this wine? I still really can't tell.

... is this blood or is this wine..."

[Kallianira]

@Gabriel: Just one step to the left... just one...

[Arcadian Legend]

 

Only we vampires can have hair as blood red as this.

[Gabriel S.]

"I bet you're wondering if red's my natural colour. Well then... only one way to find out!"

"HELP ME! HELP ME! I'm out of character!"

Modifié par Gabriel Stelinski, 16 novembre 2011 - 03:47 .

[Little Queen]

@Gabriel: Ok there is my next victim...

Modifié par Little Queen, 16 novembre 2011 - 03:46 .

[Gabriel S.]

"Oh, yeah, baby, YEAH! I'm the Drag Queen!"

[Arcadian Legend]

 

Just the damn time for the rifle to jam...

[Gabriel S.]

"I know what you're thinking. "Did he fire 24 pellets or only 21? Well, to tell you the truth, in all this excitement I kind of lost track myself. But being as this is a Vindicator Assault Rifle, the most accurate rifle in the galaxy, and would rip your head clean off with it's 3 pellet burst fire, you've got to ask yourself one question: Do I feel lucky? Well, do ya, batarian punk?"

Modifié par Gabriel Stelinski, 16 novembre 2011 - 03:55 .

[Ravensword]

Don't worry. What may look like an assault rifle in my hands is actually a camera, so just stand still and smile.

[Gabriel S.]

"Damn suit! Keelah, I wish I could scratch my bum!"

Modifié par Gabriel Stelinski, 16 novembre 2011 - 04:00 .

[Nashiktal]

Merril: "Oh! Hello, didn't see you there. I don't wander here very often so I think I got lost again... Erm, who are you again?"

Shep:" T-Tali?"

[Gabriel S.]

"Man, who the hell makes these damn crowns?!"

[Ravensword]

I said smile, goddamm it! Look right here and smile! SMILE!!

[Gabriel S.]

"I sure hope he likes this mask. It took me half an hour to shove my face in it! I need to loose some weight..."

Modifié par Gabriel Stelinski, 16 novembre 2011 - 04:12 .