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[TheChosenOne]

Who woke me up!?! Someone is going to ****** die tonight!

[Giant ambush beetle]

''ARGH, I looked into my lightsaber, I'M BLIND!!!''

[SmilesJA]

I feel horny tonight!

[themikefest]

Was that my name they called?

[guitarmouse]

can I borrow your hair brush?

[Kaiser Arian XVII]

Hi. My name is Frodo Baggins or maybe not.

[guitarmouse]

Who?  Me?

[SmilesJA]

Don't worry I'm not Bruce Wayne's love interest, he's too young!

[Balbock]

I use every possible point for augmentations to buff hacking, sneaking and knockout abbilities.

 

I sneak through every area without getting spotted and without killing anyone.

 

 

And now I am forced to fight somekind of boss enemy with weapons and kill him in the end?

 

Who thought that this is a good idea? I certainly never asked for this!

[Abraham_uk]

Ninja'd post in spoiler

Spoiler

 Quarian Hoverbird:  Hover tech activated!

This is the best tech move ever.

It levitates me several feet in the air, and then enables me to dive down for a powerful melee attack!

 

 

Final Fantasy Dragoon: So basically my jump ability! I patented that move! How dare you use my

unique combat move! It's the only thing that differentiates me from the fancy white mages, red mages, black mages, blue mages, sorcerers, paladins, ninjas, samurai and summoners! I get that one awesome move and now the Quarians steal it from me!

 

Quarian Hoverbird: You patented your jump charge thing?

 

Final Fantasy Dragoon: YES!

 

 

I get the best training money can buy. I get the best cyborg upgrades money can buy. I use this training, not for assassination and infiltration. Pfft. Childs play. I use it for ninja trolling!

[Balbock]

SPOILEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERS! GODDAMMIT!

 

Sorry... But maybe I can save this. It is about the pre director's cut version... this is another spoiler, isn't it?

 

 

Edit: Please write something about Abraham's Avatar next.

[Abraham_uk]

Adam Jensen: I never asked for a tired internet meme!

Square Enix: Deal with it!

[Balbock]

The best time of the year is near. A few days of being outside without scaring anyone...

I love this human holiday... Halloween it is called.

 

Why do they celebrate this at all?

 

To scare away creatures like me?

 

Oh that is so nice. But it does not work. It is more the opposite happening.

 

I will enjoy the time outside they give me.

 

 

 

I have the director's cut version, Started playing it last night. Don't worry about it, You haven't really spoiled anything, Have you?

[...]

 

Maybe the "I never asked for this" everything else was mentioned in every review I had read about Deus Ex HR. so proberbly not much spoiled there. ^^

[Deathangel008]

in your face, bi*ch!

oh, and for Abraham´s avy: yeah, happy helloween, and now let me eat you.

[Abraham_uk]

Hmm. I don't have a sniper rifle. I'll just use my revenant instead.

A very precise rifle with zero spread even on full auto.

 

[Wastes an entire clip on a distant target].

 

Well that was pointless.

[SmilesJA]

Look guys! No teeth!!!!

[breakdown71289]

UGH! THAT LIGHT! Why is it on me?

[Deathangel008]

i hate the Ishimura...

[Regular Wise Guy]

..... Silent and Deadly.....

 

Hey! When.. not IF.. WHEN  I whoop the ever loving sh't outta' you.. you will never see me coming!