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[The Love Runner]

I have found The Lost Empire...

[Drone223]

This isn't the death star.

[Kaiser Arian XVII]

Explosion in Yo face.

[Drone223]

CAST OUT THE ALIEN, THE MUTANT, THE HERETIC!

[XoXmemeXoX]

Banana

[The Devlish Redhead]

Ah Banana Republic......

[Drone223]

That was disappointing.

[UnknownIntrigue]

Now that is a perfect disguise to find my treacherous husband.

[Kaiser Arian XVII]

Is Jason Statham really my lost younger brother?

[The Devlish Redhead]

Meow!!!!!!!

[Kaiser Arian XVII]

I think Cats don't think "Meow", they just talk "Meow"! Wait a second, that bridge behind me just collapsed?!

[The Devlish Redhead]

purrrrrrrrrr Mice

[UnknownIntrigue]

Pfff...and then they said, DAI will rule DA series.

[Abraham_uk]

When Stone Cold Steve Austin wants to wear a black suit, Stone Cold Steve Austin wears a black suit!

Give me a hell yeah!

[breakdown71289]

I'm the new and improved Darth Vader!

[Abraham_uk]

Do you see what I see?

Of course you can! You first person, parkour loving gamer!

[Jstatham1227]

When will people finally realize my allergies are really this bad? 

[Kaiser Arian XVII]

Lord Statham at your service, my king.

[Deathangel008]

this place is uncomfortable as hell.

[Abraham_uk]

Lara Croft: So I had finally grabbed the legendary artefact.

 

Turns out it causes bugs and glitches in the real world.

I quickly dropped the item worrying what might happen to me.

Then the artefact started floating, clipping into walls, shooting randomly and as for me I was jerking all over the place.

 

Then that creep who had been following me took advantage of the fact I didn't have the artefact on me.

He grabbed it and the artefact rag dolled him all over the place and then launched him into space.

 

The Aztec's call this artefact "Worm of Corruption".

 

Interviewer: Is this artefact capable of shape shifting?

 

Lara Croft: I don't think so.

 

Interviewer: [The interviewer shape shifts into a daemon. Then in a loud daemonic voice he speaks.] I am The Worm of Corruption! I have come to crash your game!

[Drone223]

The brotherhood of steel doesn't approve of this.

[Abraham_uk]

Stig: [Stig's voice comes from nowhere] The Brotherhood of "Stig" does not approve of this.

 

[Jeremy Clarkson looks confused]

 

Jeremy Clarkson: What have I done this time?

 

[8 Stigs teleport in front of Jeremy Clarkson only to fold their arms and shake their heads in a disparaging manner]

 

Richard Hammond: Oh dear. You do not want The Stig as your nemesis.

 

James May: Very bad things happen if you anger The Stig.

 

Jeremy Clarkson: That's very comforting to know. [In a sarcastic tone of voice]

[Drone223]

This is my serious face.