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[Jock Cranley]

These anti-depressants work great!

[Jstatham1227]

I know what I'm thinking, and you might guess right what I'm thinking, but what if I'm intentionally thinking about something completely different from what you think i'm thinking just so I can out think you altogether. Think about it. 

[Abraham_uk]

Mr Prime Minister.

 

The army is 'cranked' up and ready to go!

[SmilesJA]

You've got two more chances now.

[Abraham_uk]

Smiles: Hey J'Zargo I don't know much about magic, but I think that's an ice spell. So by pointing that spell effect at my face, you might as well be pointing a gun to my head.

 

J'Zargo: First of all this is not a lethal spell. It's a snowball. Secondly, I'm aiming this spell at the comedian. He's useless.

 

Smiles: You've got a snow ball spell!? [Looks amused]

[Jstatham1227]

let me enlighten you, my friend. 

[Abraham_uk]

Jason Statham (in cosplay): No let me enlighten you.

I don't know what race you belong to, but I'm willing to bet that thing in your hand is some kind of weapon.

If you don't lower your weapon, I'll be forced to kick your ass!

 

J'Zargo: For crying out loud! It's a snowball spell! [Chucks magical snowball at Jason]. See?

 

Jason Statham: Right that's it! My martial arts versus your fancy tricks you daft punk!

[Drone223]

Look at the pretty light.

[themikefest]

I just had my uniformed dry cleaned and polished my helmet

[Kaiser Arian XVII]

My husband just beat me last night.

[The Devlish Redhead]

Time for bondage

[guitarmouse]

this IS my happy face!

[CrazyRah]

Do you actually want something?

[Abraham_uk]

Director: Cut! You don't look mysterious enough. Okay. We need a wind machine. Also could you let your hair down?

 

CrazyRah: Okay

 

Director: Annnnnd Action! [Few seconds later] Cut! Nope. Still not good enough. We need you to look behind you, but not towards the camera. Then the audience will be left wondering what you're looking at. 

 

CrazyRah: Okay.

 

Director: Annnnnd Action. [Few seconds later] Cut. Your clothes don't look very mysterious. We need red clothing and red hair. It means you're up to no good, but we the audience don't know what you're up to. Thus the audience will speculate as to what your true agenda is. [Some time later] Action!

 

[Few seconds later]

 

Director: Perfect! I love it!

[The Love Runner]

With the power of Atum, I will claim the land of Egypt!

[Kaiser Arian XVII]

Why I'm still yellow?

[Abraham_uk]

Guns don't kill people, longbows do!

[Kaiser Arian XVII]

Wrath of Jzargo is gonna be unleashed on the Stormcloaks!

[Drone223]

I'm not Robin Hood.

[Abraham_uk]

I'm Bob's Uncle.

No. I'm not kidding. I am literally Bob's Uncle.

I like to call him "The Stig's Nephew".

[Kaiser Arian XVII]

should kill with pyro magic.

[The Love Runner]

This clay statue of Zoro is perfect for the exhibit!

[Abraham_uk]

What am I?

 

Am I a Pokémon, Digimon or Chimpokomon!

I just don't know!

 

 

[The Devlish Redhead]

Oh the pain, the pain.

[Voxr]

If I just keep staring ahead maybe they wont notice that I forgot to wear pants.