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[CandleJakk]

2 bad4ss for u m8.

[The Love Runner]

Gonna be nimble and quick with my candle trick!

[Denora]

Apply directly to the forehead. 
Apply directly to the forehead. 
Apply directly to the forehead. 

[The Devlish Redhead]

Not for internal insertion

[breakdown71289]

Like my gun?

[themikefest]

I'm Bond, James Bond. Now go watch one of my movies

[Abraham_uk]

Interviewer: Have you ever turned down a role?

Alix Wilton Regan: I turned down The Monopoly Film.

Interviewer: Why?

Alix Wilton Regan: Because it's a film, based on a board game. It would have ruined my career!

[Drone223]

Can you get me up the chimney?

[Eldrid]

My helmet's kinda stuck on my head... gotta pretend nothings wrong. act cool... act cool... *crosses arms so no one would notice how fidgety i am*

[The Love Runner]

Ugh...having helmet hair sure is bothersome...

[Kaiser Arian XVII]

NOOOO! I forgot to bring my cellphone.

[RobRam10]

你在看我什麼是地獄男孩嗎？

[Abraham_uk]

Public Relations: The armour is fine. I'm just concerned that people might see you as the bad guys.

Helghast General: Only the wretched humans see us this way.

Public Relations: True. But here is the thing. We need the humans to see us as the victims. They invaded our homes. They slaughtered our people. We need to reach out, and show the humans that we are not the bad guys. We're the victims.

Helghast General: We don't need the humans help. We need the humans to fear us. You know what this helmet is lacking? Red eyes!

Public Relations: Why do I even bother?

[Dermain]

Didn't anyone tell you?

 

The real Santa Claus is black!

 

Spoiler

I had something far more controversial planned, but it's best I not say it.

[Abraham_uk]

I am The Nightmere Before Christmas

[Kaiser Arian XVII]

You had another impossible wish for Christmas. All you'll get is Ghost Rider's head!

[Seraphim24]

I burnt my hot pocket! No!

[Abraham_uk]

Kefka112: As your punishment, I will get "Crazy Frog" stuck in your head on a loop for the rest of your life!

 

Villain: Please! Not "Crazy Frog"!

 

Kefka112: You're right. I need to find a more annoying song. I have just the thing...

 

Villain: This song is even worse! Ahhhhhh! This terrible song is going to play in my head for the rest of my life? The notes clash against one another like nails on a chalk board. The singing pierces my heart and soul, and not in a good way! How could you be so cruel? Please don't subject me to this!

 

Kefka112: You should have thought about this when you tried to take over the world. [Throws villain into a cell]

 

[Annoying pop song plays on a loop in the Villain's head for the rest of his life (i.e. 33 years). Can you guess the song?]

[guitarmouse]

and this is your brain on drugs

[Abraham_uk]

I got a steam punk outfit and this awesome scenery.

So glad I joined this society!

 

Now if you excuse me I am going to the Airship.

Oh we have those too!

[Dermain]

In my latest role I shall portray two characters!

 

Ghost Rider and Santa Claus.

 

The working title of this film is How the Ghost Rider Stole Christmas!

[Eldrid]

"he he he , finally a shade it was too hot out there"

[Dominus]

Everything they've heard about me? Completely true.

[Abraham_uk]

All I want for Christmaaaasss is Daedric Armour!

[The Devlish Redhead]

Aha..........for your punishments you shall forever hear "The hamster dance" on an endless loop in 6 channel surround..........