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Yees....I think I know what you mean....
Guest_OneWomanArmy_*
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Yees....I think I know what you mean....
Yees....I think I know what you mean....
I am Beautiful....... Now worship me
Now!!!!!!!!!
I'm devilish, a red head and packing heat so don't ****** me off.
Guest_OneWomanArmy_*
You thiiiiiinkkk?
If you've been naughty then I'll kick your ass.
"...."
This van has no candy.
Guest_OneWomanArmy_*
Listen up kiddo! I would have been your daddy, but a dog beat me over the fence. Now off you go!
It's time for your discipline.
Who do you work for!?
Tell me!
Tell me!
Flaming skull............ Git rekt skrub!
"Hmm now.... Etiquette for dining on mice and small birds?
Should one hold one's claws inward or point outward?"
Guest_OneWomanArmy_*
Come to me darling! Give your pumpkin a big wet kiss!!
How much further do we have to run?
Use helmets, get bitches
Druk-Qs?: What have you done with my husband?
Lame Duck Villain: Well. Wouldn't you like to know?
Druk-Qs?: Where is he?
Lame Duck Villain: Your father is being subjected to the most unfunny comedy act in the universe!
Druk-Qs?: Oh. Well I was expecting an actual villain as opposed to some lame trickster. So when does this lame comedy act end?
Lame Duck Villain: In about one and a half hours.
Announcer: Next week on Lame Duck Villain... The villain will subject the whole world to, annoying phone calls about PPI claims!
Druk-Qs: Could this villain get any lamer?
Guest_OneWomanArmy_*
Do you have any idea what this skull is worth?!
One Woman Army: I promised twerking for Christmas.
Thing is. I won't be doing the twerking.
You'll be doing the twerking!
Nicolas Cage: You're asking me to twerk?
One Woman Army: I hear whining, but I don't see any twerking!
Nicolas Cage: Forget it. I'm not your play thing.
[One Woman Army assumes the Power Pose. Hypnotised by the pose, Nicolas Cage starts twerking].
I love naughty kids......... Nice kids tastes too sweet.......
Guest_OneWomanArmy_*
Why can't I disguise as Santa?! I keep trying but no one will believe that I am really him!!
No there isn't a mistletoe above me.
Ninja'd post
SmilesJA: Oh come on. Does anyone on BSN know who I am?
I am one of the most important women on the planet and no one here knows my name.
Abraham_uk: So who are you?
SmilesJA: I am the person who writes all your scripts!
Abraham_uk: Oh! So it was you all along! What gives? Huh? Can you stop writing scripts? It's getting really annoying!
SmilesJA: Annoying? I'm helping you out.
Abraham_uk: No you're not. Now can you please take some moral responsibility here!?
SmilesJA: Pfft. You're one to talk. Swimming in a pool of hypocrisy you are. Now if you excuse me, I'm going to write a script that breaks the fourth wall and post it on this thread!
Ima shoot you.