I don't need a telephone to put people on hold! 
What is the above person's avatar thinking?
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Guest_Jek Romano Shavo_*
, oct. 11 2011 02:51
#31651
Posté 18 décembre 2014 - 04:42
Abraham_uk
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Retour en haut
#31652
Posté 18 décembre 2014 - 04:46
Beerfish
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The elves put a spoiler on my sleigh?
- Abraham_uk aime ceci
#31653
Posté 18 décembre 2014 - 04:50
Kaiser Arian XVII
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You know I created Feminism, so women also work and men work less. I'm a genius.
#31654
Posté 18 décembre 2014 - 04:51
Abraham_uk
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I wanted to be in Dungeons and Dragons, but sadly Jeremy Irons was chosen over me.
I guess every ounce of my rage is not enough! 
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#31655
Posté 18 décembre 2014 - 04:56
Kaiser Arian XVII
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NOOO! A frost giant is running this way.
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#31656
Posté 18 décembre 2014 - 04:59
FraQ
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oOH, That Hansel...
He's so hot right now!
Spoiler
#31657
Posté 18 décembre 2014 - 05:48
Beerfish
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A polar bear has invited me over for Christmas dinner, should I go?
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#31658
Posté 18 décembre 2014 - 06:13
Abraham_uk
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Polar bear inviting people for Christmas dinner?
What?
I should go...
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#31659
Posté 18 décembre 2014 - 06:20
The Love Runner
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Where did all the Coca-Cola go?
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#31660
Posté 18 décembre 2014 - 06:29
Abraham_uk
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Galactic Runner: What do you think of this epic plasma ball?
Mike: Umm. Why is your neck so long?
Galactic Runner: So you're not remotely impressed by this special ability that only few humans possess?
Mike: Oh. You mean that thing in your hand? Well does it explain why your neck is so long?
[Puts Mike into stasis]
Galactic Runner: Ugh men!
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#31661
Posté 18 décembre 2014 - 07:36
Beerfish
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I said 'ho ho ho' and the cops arrested me for looking for prostitutes.
#31663
Posté 18 décembre 2014 - 07:55
Beerfish
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Feathers McGraw is a wimp compared to me.
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#31665
Posté 18 décembre 2014 - 09:36
Nessaya
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F** me, it's hot in here.
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#31666
Posté 18 décembre 2014 - 10:00
GenSpectrum
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If I didn't have to hold this mask, I could fit the rest of my fingers in my mouth.
#31667
Posté 18 décembre 2014 - 10:25
Abraham_uk
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I'm sorry. Which camera am I supposed to look into?
There are 400 and they are taking pictures of me from every angle?
Am I looking at the right photographer?
#31668
Posté 18 décembre 2014 - 10:37
Beerfish
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I would be slim and trim if people did not leave cookies and milk for me.
#31669
Posté 18 décembre 2014 - 10:38
Abraham_uk
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Santa is on a diet!
More milk and cookies for me!
#31670
Posté 19 décembre 2014 - 12:02
TheChosenOne
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Giving kids presents and getting all the....
#31671
Posté 19 décembre 2014 - 12:04
themikefest
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Luke. What did you get me for Christmas?
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#31672
Posté 19 décembre 2014 - 12:09
The Love Runner
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Do I see a toothbrush in that stocking?
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#31673
Posté 19 décembre 2014 - 12:29
The Devlish Redhead
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You think I've only got a ball in my hand but I have balls in other places too 
#31675
Posté 19 décembre 2014 - 01:53
GenSpectrum
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If I just stand here long enough, no one will notice my gloves have fused to my suit and I cannot uncross my arms...
