You better of gotten me something good for Christmas.
What is the above person's avatar thinking?
#31801
Posté 24 décembre 2014 - 01:12
#31802
Posté 24 décembre 2014 - 01:54
Can I take this Santa hat off yet?
#31803
Posté 24 décembre 2014 - 07:55
These shorts give me a terrible wedgie so don't **** with me!
#31804
Posté 24 décembre 2014 - 08:01
HAIL HYDRA!
#31805
Posté 24 décembre 2014 - 08:03
Yea, I'm all that and a bag a crisps.
- Drone223 aime ceci
#31806
Posté 24 décembre 2014 - 08:11
Let's make out
#31807
Posté 24 décembre 2014 - 08:11
If I just tug this down a little bit your ok with that right?
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Don't talk about the horns Liz
#31808
Posté 24 décembre 2014 - 08:12
Yes this a fertile land.
#31809
Posté 24 décembre 2014 - 08:13
Gotta............................
Go................................
Fast.............................
- Drone223 et AutumnWitch aiment ceci
#31810
Posté 24 décembre 2014 - 08:16
Stop peaking at me!
- AutumnWitch aime ceci
#31811
Posté 25 décembre 2014 - 08:25
I'm gonna drive all Christmas.
#31812
Posté 25 décembre 2014 - 09:15
Let's fly
#31813
Posté 25 décembre 2014 - 07:33
I enjoyed going back to my hubby and kids.
It's been a nice Christmas, but it lacks that essential ingredient.
Sniping targets from afar.
On a humorous note my kids loved the grenade themed baubles I put on the tree.
They were disappointed when they realised that they weren't actual grenades though.
#31814
Guest_mikeucrazy_*
Posté 26 décembre 2014 - 12:19
Guest_mikeucrazy_*
"That was my cookie, you little hoodlum.i will leave nothing but a steamy pile of coal in your stocking and im out of fossil fuel"
- Abraham_uk aime ceci
#31815
Posté 26 décembre 2014 - 01:46
Joshua: Chief!
Chief Reload: Ugh! Again?
Joshua: I need your help!
Chief Reload: What is it this time?
[Something takes Chief Reload away from the game for a few moments. He returns an hour later.]
Chief Reload: I'm back.
Helena: We need to talk!
Chief Reload: Oh come on! Second time!
Helena: It's important.
[Something takes Chief Reload away from the game for a few moments. He returns an hour later.]
Chief Reload: Okay. Total play time 30 seconds. Back to game.
Robert: Who the hell do you think you are?
Chief Reload: Are you kidding? What have I done this time?
[15 interruptions later]
Chief Reload: Time to return.
Alice: My turn.
Chief Reload: [Sigh] You know what? I've done a total of 60 seconds of play time.
Alice: Don't care. I told you I'd be taking over at 10pm.
Chief Reload: Fine.
Emma: Hey Chief. I need you to do me a favour.
Chief Reload: WHY DOES THIS ONLY HAPPEN TO ME!?
#31816
Guest_mikeucrazy_*
Posté 26 décembre 2014 - 01:50
Guest_mikeucrazy_*
"If people could see, what i see in there eyes.they then everybody would kept their lids closed"
- Abraham_uk aime ceci
#31817
Posté 26 décembre 2014 - 01:56
Chief Reload: It's been 10 weeks since I last played GTA. Can't wait to get hold of...
Michael: Chief. What did you say to my girlfriend?
Chief Reload: I don't know what you're talking about.
[Michael then starts hitting Chief Reload with intent to kill, but Chief fights back with every once of strength he has...]
[Some time later. Chief Reload is in hospital]
Doctor: The good news is that medically speaking you'll recover from the beating in no time.
Police Officer: The bad news is you're going to prison for attempted murder.
Chief Reload: It was self defence! Michael is uber paranoid and tried to kill me! All I wanted to do was play GTA in peace!
[Some time later on Fox News]
Bill O'Reilly: A gamer who goes by the name Chief Reload nearly beat Michael Fox to death. The cause? A violent video game called Grand Theft Auto! Ladies and gentlemen! How many people must suffer because of these grotesque abominations people call "entrainment!"? We need to ban the GTA series!
@ Chief Reload. Are you this unfortunate in real life?
#31818
Posté 26 décembre 2014 - 02:05
- Abraham_uk aime ceci
#31819
Guest_mikeucrazy_*
Posté 26 décembre 2014 - 02:09
Guest_mikeucrazy_*
*snip*
@ Chief Reload. Are you this unfortunate in real life?
sometimes yes, very much so yes and other times just normal events like others.
..............
"You spin me right baby right round, you spin me right round baby right round and i find chicken in my oven like now"
- Abraham_uk aime ceci
#31820
Posté 26 décembre 2014 - 03:16
The setting is a dimly lit room. A killer lurks in the shadows ready to attack his prey. Hahaha. What will happen? Tune in next time when the killer says, did the director just say cut?
#31821
Posté 26 décembre 2014 - 03:29
Another year; another christmas... alone.
#31822
Posté 26 décembre 2014 - 03:31
that was some good shrooms
#31823
Posté 26 décembre 2014 - 02:38
***heavy breathing***
#31824
Posté 26 décembre 2014 - 05:29
What do you like better? My hat or my eyes?
- guitarmouse aime ceci
#31825
Posté 26 décembre 2014 - 05:29
Dammit, I've been ninja'ed.
For mikefest: I'm a sneaky ninja
- themikefest aime ceci





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