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[Jock Cranley]

Time for some tongue-on-tongue

[Abraham_uk]

What do you call a Qunari with sunburn?

A daemon!

[Kaiser Arian XVII]

This is your last Warning. Lord Katus is not amused.

[Drone223]

Do you have problem?

[The Devlish Redhead]

This is my serious face!

[AutumnWitch]

I should have brought a lighter gun.

[themikefest]

Let me kiss that minty mouth of yours

[The Devlish Redhead]

I may look hot but I could kill you with one finger

[Lady Mortho]

"****** on guys, rodger out."

[Abraham_uk]

Goddess Mortho: Step aside gentlemen. The ladies are taking over.

Terrance: Why do we have to step aside? Why do the ladies have to take over.

[Goddess Mortho gives Terrance a daemonic glare]

Terrance: I SUBMIT! STOP GLARING AT ME! AHHH! IT BURNS! MY EYES ARE SHUT AND I CAN STILL SEE HER FACE!!!!

 

 

Announcer: If looks could kill!

Terrance: Oh my Goddess! Looks can kill!

[FraQ]

Give me all of your catnip and I promise, I'll only stab you a little bit...

[Abraham_uk]

Hmm

 

What class shall I pick?:

 

Fighter

Thief

Mage

Barbarian

Monk

Druid

Cleric

Freerunner

 

I'll do a Freerunner/FIghter hybrid

 

What race shall I pick?:

 

Human

Elf

Half Elf

Dwarf

Gnome

Squirrel

Feline

Wolf

Alien Goo

 

 

Hmm. I'll go Squirrel

 

 

This is going to be epic.

[10 hours later]

EPIC! I'm quick and agile. Enemies have a 0% chance of hitting me. I'm practically invincible!

[Drone223]

I was fortunate that an arrow didn't hit me in the knee.

[breakdown71289]

My car was stolen, so to cheer me up I took this picture just for you!

[Abraham_uk]

I stole The Stig's car!

Don't judge. Spectre was about to take over the world and I needed a car as soon as possible.

I couldn't use my car, because it was blown to pieces by 32 missiles.

So sorry Stig. I had no other choice!

 

Ugh. Do I have to pay damages to Q for his car that was destroyed by Spectre agents and The Stig whose car was also destroyed by Spectre agents? [sigh] This is the thanks I get for saving the world.

[FraQ]

Your telling me... That I have to defecate in a little box?

 

You must be joking, Human.

[Drone223]

Edit: ninja'd

Bring on the birds if prey.

[Abraham_uk]

Damn it Mr Bond!

I don't care if you saved the world!

I'm still going to sue you for damages!

[themikefest]

You know I will win this staring contest, don't you?

[Lady Mortho]

"I'm a solemn woman of 32 years. The pleasure of meeting me is a honour."

[XxPrincess(x)ThreatxX]

"Pfff, im so much better then you darling"

[The Devlish Redhead]

Sh*t I burped. I'm supposed to be hiding

[themikefest]

You like my new nail gun? I can nail 10 boards to the wall in 5 seconds. That's bada**.

[Jock Cranley]

*death stare*