How much gold will it cost to make me tall?
What is the above person's avatar thinking?
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#31927
Posté 01 janvier 2015 - 07:37
The Love Runner
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We're gonna make this soup super spicy so that the Giant Cyclops will have trouble digesting later and we can pass to get the secret ingredient for the greatest meal of all time!
#31928
Posté 01 janvier 2015 - 07:44
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TIME TO KICK SOME KAIJU ASS!
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#31929
Posté 01 janvier 2015 - 07:48
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Blofeld: So Mr Bond, we meet again.
[Bond fires a single bullet and Blofeld is no more].
Mr Bond: Well that was easy. Just took down the leader of Spectre with only one bullet.
[M speaks to Mr Bond via ear piece]
M: Well done. Had Blofeld been allowed to live he would have destroyed all of London and countless other cities with his giant laser.
[Bond uses his smart phone to cause the laser to self destruct]
Mr Bond: I don't think we'll have to worry about the giant laser somehow.
M: Return to MI6 headquarters for the briefing.
Mr Bond: But what about the cute martial arts expert I met on my mission?
M: Briefing first.
Mr Bond: She killed half of the goons and saved my life. Don't I at least get to kiss her?
M: Briefing first Mr Bond.
Mr Bond: Kill joy.
Cinema Goer: That's it? This is how the two and a half movie ends? Blofeld gets a bullet to the head and James Bond doesn't even mate with the martial arts expert? LAME! Oh wait. There is another scene.
Surgeon: Phew. We did it. We managed to save Blofeld.
Blofeld's Cat: Purrrrrfect! [Blofeld's cat strokes Blofeld's head with a maniacal grin]
Cinema Goer: Blofeld's cat talks? Why?
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#31930
Posté 01 janvier 2015 - 07:54
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"I'm going to **** her so hard for drinking my milk."
#31932
Posté 01 janvier 2015 - 08:57
AutumnWitch
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Now we start the joining ritual.
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#31933
Posté 01 janvier 2015 - 09:04
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hrmpf... somebody is watching us right now.... wish he would leave...
#31934
Posté 01 janvier 2015 - 09:20
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I'm crying bloooood!
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#31935
Posté 01 janvier 2015 - 09:26
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King: Link? You're going to save Hyrule? HAH!
Link: But I will save the day, with my fighting prowess and swordmanship!
King: Link? Perhaps it would be better if you didn't speak.
Link: Well excuuuuuse me your highness!
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#31936
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Posté 01 janvier 2015 - 09:27
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Excuse me? Would you please put that fire out? I'm trying to be dark and broody and everything!
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#31937
Posté 01 janvier 2015 - 09:30
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Hey yourself!!! What was that room # again?
#31939
Posté 01 janvier 2015 - 10:09
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I am going to kill all BioWare executives for not including me in ME4.
#31940
Posté 02 janvier 2015 - 10:32
The Love Runner
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You haven't seen real steel yet...
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Posté 02 janvier 2015 - 10:34
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Playing with me is the best way to learn not to play with sharp and pointy things, kids!
#31943
Posté 02 janvier 2015 - 10:37
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"I'll put a fake smile on to cover my smug attitude of 'I'm so rich this sea of peasants could never touch this' "
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#31944
Posté 03 janvier 2015 - 01:18
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My lips are the most awesome lips in this universe......... Come try them. Then wonder as I kill you while you are distracted.
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Posté 03 janvier 2015 - 01:35
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"These red tints, were made to distract you, these red tints are used like flash to kill you"
#31946
Posté 03 janvier 2015 - 02:42
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This isn't a simple game of hockey...THIS IS LIFE!!
#31948
Posté 03 janvier 2015 - 07:15
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Mah girl.
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#31949
Posté 03 janvier 2015 - 07:36
The Love Runner
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Mmm...this apple that nice old witch gave me sure tastes good...
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#31950
Posté 03 janvier 2015 - 09:11
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I'm a train, I'm a train.........Woooooo wooooo
