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[Abraham_uk]

My name is Lara Croft. Latest in the Croft lineage.

A lineage that is full of epic globe trotting treasure hunters that you don't care about, because they don't have their own video games.

[Drone223]

Do not mistake me for the cheetahman from action 52.

[Drone223]

Um sir when do we start?

[TheChosenOne]

McDonald?! Blasphemy!! I am the Burger King! I DEMAND WHOOPERS!!!   

[Drone223]

I can make fire purple.

[UnknownIntrigue]

Everytime I want to drink something, my beard beats me to it.

[Serza]

"Butt."

[themikefest]

Will someone turn on the lights?

[Serza]

"I'm judging you now. Slowly."

 

 

And, Creators, I hope nobody does. I've NODs, that's what's sticking out of the helmet on the front.

[Abraham_uk]

"They say that girl ya know she act too tough tough tough
Well it's till' I turn off the light, turn off the light"

 

Kudos if you know the song that I'm quoting...

[Serza]

"That's right, didn't expect a hooded tiger, did ya?"

 

And no, I have no idea what song you're quoting.

[AutumnWitch]

In retrospect this Ninja mask isn't as cool as I thought.

[Serza]

"Oh yes, yes, yes, I love you"

 

And no, the helmet is ultimately badass. It's one of the most armored headgear pieces in ArmA 3 to this day.

[Abraham_uk]

Game Journalist: Spec Ops returns with its latest offering "Shadows of The Night".

A game so dark you'll need to turn up the brightness to see anything. Today I'm here with the game's Project Director "Serza". So Serza, could you tell us why you made the game so dark?

 

Serza: To hide the fact that we're using a dated game engine.

 

Game Journalist: I see.

[Serza]

"I can help you avenge your family... by the power of the TigerPaw."

 

Game Journalist: Spec Ops returns with its latest offering "Shadows of The Night".

A game so dark you'll need to turn up the brightness to see anything. Today I'm here with the game's Project Director "Serza". So Serza, could you tell us why you made the game so dark.

 

Serza: To hide the fact that we're using a dated game engine.

 

Game Journalist: I see.

 

That's not funny, that's sad. But yes, in order to fix some bugs in ArmA, they'd need to scrap the engine and write a new one from scratch.

The pic was taken because of cool factor, however.

[Abraham_uk]

Serza: Target in sight! When shall I strike?

Carver: Hold your fire.

Serza: But I have visual on the target.

Carver: Hold! Okay. If you open fire you could start a world war.

Serza: A world war over the assassination of a public figure. Okay. I won't do it.

 

 

[2 months later]

 

Jake: So how many high profile targets have you assassinated?

Serza: None.

Jake: Pfft. Amateur. I've killed 16. Boo yah!

Serza: DAMN YOU CARVER!

[Serza]

RIght, I'm running out of witty comments about your avatar, I'll be back when I think of more... Except, maybe...

 

"We are the mighty order of the Fighting Tiger, mostly forgotten..."

[guitarmouse]

*ack*  *ack*   damn fur ball

 

 

Please turn the light on

[Abraham_uk]

Guitarmouse: I thought he was so cute when he said I looked gorgeous. We were hitting it off nicely

Jessica: So what went wrong?

Guitarmouse: He said I looked like Kim Kardassian.

Jessica: Well she's pretty. I'd take it as a complement.

Guitarmouse: Well I was having none of it! So I punched him in the face!

Jessica: 

Guitarmouse: Don't worry Jessie. He didn't call the police.

[Serza]

"Why do I have to get naked for this photo?"

[Abraham_uk]

I am Yvonne Strahovski and I am self appointed queen of geek culture.

Basically what that means is that I attend to important geeky events and wave gingerly at the crowds.