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[Abraham_uk]

Sonic screwdrivers are cool.

[themikefest]

You took my bowl of milk. Now you will die

[Abraham_uk]

My greatest power isn't the armies I've amassed.

Nor is it my combat prowess.

Nor is it the glowing green thing in my hand.

It's this deadly stare.

 

This stare tells you I mean business.

This stare tells you, that you're in trouble.

This stare tells you that I am The Inquisition.

 

When you see this stare, you better run!

[Deathangel008]

meow

[Abraham_uk]

That scoundrel of a swindler told me that the sunblock worked for vampires!

Turns out I was sold regular sunblock!

 

Now I'm bleeding everywhere!

What a rip-off!

[Drone223]

I've always wanted a giant heart shaped marshmallow.

[AutumnWitch]

I said CHOCOLATE milk not this strawberry crap.

[Drone223]

Women 1: I'm about to throw up.

Women 2: Okay I'm done now.

[Abraham_uk]

Link: I killed loads of Octoroks and Dodongos and blended their blood into an epic drink!

King: You do realise those are endangered species?

Link: It's fine. They'll re-spwan.

King: Anyway. I don't drink animal blood. Who knows what diseases are in this drink.

Link: But that is how I restore hearts.

King: Right... Hearts... That makes no sense.

Link: Sure it does. Every creature has a heart. You eat said heart and drink their blood to restore your health.

King: Link. You are one strange fellow.

Link: Can I ask you a question? Why do people keep hearts inside their pots?

King: People do that? Most importantly, how do you know this?

Link: Because I enter peoples homes and smash their pots.

King: 

[BronzTrooper]

Gotta get some more catnip...

[Deathangel008]

hmm... christmas is over... why am i still wearing this silly dress?

[Abraham_uk]

 

EDI: Why do you like that film? It was critically panned back in the day?

Joker: This film is a comedy classic. 

EDI: I don't think it was supposed to be funny.

Joker: It wasn't?

EDI: No.

Joker: Oh. Well I still like it. Besides, to honour this epic film I'm getting you catnip.

EDI: First the Santa outfit now this. [Sigh]

 

 

Deathangel: Sorry to ninja your script Abe, but do you have any band aids? 

Abraham_uk: Band Aid? You mean like that concert?

Deathangel: Yes. I'm sure a geographically inaccurate song about Africa and feeding the world will help with the multiple cuts on my face!

Abraham_uk: I don't know what a Band Aid is. [Searches Google]. Oh you mean plasters. Yes I have plenty.

[Naesaki]

M'aiq knows many things

 

"What does it mean to combine magic? Magic plus magic is still magic." 

 

"Too much magic can be dangerous. M'aiq once had two spells and burned his sweet roll."

[AutumnWitch]

Don't ask about what I do in the woods. Ever.

[The Love Runner]

Are you enjoying the show, Mr. Powers?

[Abraham_uk]

We shall deliver Idris Elba's bidding by cancelling the apocalypse!

[DrBlingzle]

Heeeyyy...

 

Wanna buy some skooma? 

[The Love Runner]

Excuse me, I have a meeting with Mr. Peanut and Mr. Monopoly.

[AutumnWitch]

Iron Man? Pphhtttt!!!! Iron this baby!

[guitarmouse]

I will devour you...in a good way

[Abraham_uk]

Sky Pirating is the life for me.

 

[AutumnWitch]

I wonder what this pillow feels like when its positioned just right?