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[Cerulione]

Whatever it is in this cup tastes AWFUL!!!

[Drone223]

That went horribly.

[Cerulione]

That went horribly.

 

Bwahahahahahahhahaha so true, this is my Dragon Age character's screenshot at "oh my, it's going badly" moment.

 

back to topic:

 

"Is this wine or vinegar?"

[The Love Runner]

Sauron's power continues to grow, and our time continues to dwindle...

[Drone223]

Edit: ninja'd

I'll just nod and laugh.

[The Love Runner]

As the Master of Lake-Town...I GET FIRST DIBS ON THE TREASURE OF THE DWARVES!!

[Cerulione]

I like smiling and stabbing things

[Drone223]

Why wasn't I invited to the party?

[The Love Runner]

Have you tried the Mutton? You could do with some meat for your muscles!

[AutumnWitch]

Hee hee. Only I know where the antidote is. How much money you have?

[Cerulione]

The enemy has arrive...

[Drone223]

Do they find my secret recipe?

[AutumnWitch]

*in Sean Connery's voice* Damn it! I said shaken not stirred!

[themikefest]

Even with a helmet on, my hair still gets in my eyes

[Drone223]

Yeah dude!

[Cerulione]

Blaaaaargh!

[AutumnWitch]

Mala suledin nadas.

[Abraham_uk]

 

See these eyes so green
I can stare for a thousand years
Colder than the moon
It's been so long
And I've been putting out fire
With gasoline

Feel my blood enraged
It's just the fear of losing you
Don't you know my name
Well, you been so long

See these eyes so red
Red like jungle burning bright
Those who feel me near
Pull the blinds and change their minds
It's been so long

Still this pulsing night
A plague I call a heartbeat
Just be still with me
Ya wouldn't believe what I've been thru
You've been so long
Well it's been so long
And I've been putting out fire
with gasoline
putting out fire
with gasoline

See these tears so blue
An ageless heart
that can never mend
These tears can never dry
A judgement made
can never bend
See these eyes so green
I can stare for a thousand years
Just be still with me
You wouldn't believe what I've been thru

You've been so long
Well, it's been so long
And I've been putting out fire
with gasoline
putting out fire with gasoline

 

Wow!

You wrote that! EPIC!

This calls for 6 hours of non stop epic music! (It's that good).

 

 

 

@Cerulion:  Now that the crisis is over and I've closed all the rifts, what shall I do?

Cassandra: We're going to use our army to declare war with The Tevinter Empire.

Cerulion: Why? I thought all these wars was the reason the fade crisis started in the first place.

Cassandra: The players are demanding DLC and we have to deliver!

Cerulion: [sigh] This is why we can't have stories that make a lick of sense.

Iron Bull: To Tevinter I say!

Hawke: Can I come?

Cerulion: No! No! And no! We're not going to Tevinter! Ever! I don't care how much you wave the possibility in my face! Never!

Cassandra: But what about DLC?

Cerulion: That's what multiplayer is for. Right?

 

Grey Warden: Hey guys? What about me? I stopped the blight remember. No. I guess I'll just fight loads of Darkspawn in the Deep Roads.

 

 

 

At Autumn Witch: You took so long to post that I casually ninja'd you Abe. Now if you excuse me, Thor has summoned me. Something about Ragnarok and needing his finest warriors. I best get going now. Oh by the way Grey Warden. If you're tired of fighting Darkspawn in the Deep Roads, Thor could use a hero like you.

[AutumnWitch]

Wow!

You wrote that! EPIC!

This calls for 6 hours of non stop epic music! (It's that good).

 

 

 

@Cerulion:  Now that the crisis is over and I've closed all the rifts, what shall I do?

Cassandra: We're going to use our army to declare war with The Tevinter Empire.

Cerulion: Why? I thought all these wars was the reason the fade crisis started in the first place.

Cassandra: The players are demanding DLC and we have to deliver!

Cerulion: [sigh] This is why we can't have stories that make a lick of sense.

Iron Bull: To Tevinter I say!

Hawke: Can I come?

Cerulion: No! No! And no! We're not going to Tevinter! Ever! I don't care how much you wave the possibility in my face! Never!

Cassandra: But what about DLC?

Cerulion: That's what multiplayer is for. Right?

 

Grey Warden: Hey guys? What about me? I stopped the blight remember. No. I guess I'll just fight loads of Darkspawn in the Deep Roads.

 

I didn't write that... its a David Bowie song called Putting Out the Fire from Cat People.

 

Spoiler

  

[The Love Runner]

Come, Amazonian sisters! We must protect the homeland!

[breakdown71289]

Hi!

[The Love Runner]

I am disappoint in my successors, Ubisoft. Except for Edward Kenway, he's cool.

[Drone223]

Ah nothing happened.

[Abraham_uk]

Announcer: Ever felt that your collection of Zelda games was missing three games?

Then why not play the re-released HD edition of the CDI trilogy.

 

King: I shall preside over your adventures, as you play the games that Nintendo wanted you to avoid.

 

Link: [Shows derpy expression]

 

Announcer: Zelda CDI trilogy. With Zelda as a playable character (the only thing two of the games got right).