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[themikefest]

That....is.....amazing

[Sully13]

Just keep still and no one will see the bogey dangeling from my nose.

[Abraham_uk]

When I hear someone saying "Su Lu Pi" it makes me go "Hell Yeah!"

[themikefest]

Oh crap. Time to leave. NOW.

[BronzTrooper]

I'm killing you in my mind.  Slowly and painfully...

[Abraham_uk]

Geth have reached consensus about Dubstep.

The Reapers are really good at Dubstep.

In fact they're so good that many of our number have defected becoming heretics in the process.

 

[BronzTrooper]

Holy sh*t!

[Abraham_uk]

Ever wondered what a Geth consensus looks like?

 

Geth 1101010001010111101: Today's topic is, can Commander Shepard be trusted? Speaking for the motion is Geth 101110101011010110 and speaking against the motion is Geth 1101010010010101010001110010101011111100. Which ever position gets the most votes will decide the fate of the Geth species.

 

Shepard: Hey Legion? Are you there? I just asked you a question. Whatever. I'll come back later then.

 

[5 hours later]

 

Geth 1101010001010111101: We have reached consensus. 51% of the Geth support Commander Shepard. The other 49% shall be joining forces with the Reapers. We love a good consensus.

 

Shepard: So Legion. You're ready to talk now?

 

Legion: We have decided to follow you.

 

Tali Zorah: Shepard! Are you sure that we can trust Legion?

 

Geth 1101010001010111101: We have a new motion. Can Tali Zorah be trusted? Speaking for the motion is Geth 10010111011111 and speaking against the motion is Geth 1111111111111000111111111111111111111111101.

[Drone223]

Their eating her.........then they..wait a second this isn't troll 2.

[Balbock]

I said it before and I say it again:

 

The French don't know how to brew a good beer.

 

But their wine is simply the best in the world! I love it.

 

 

(Think about a german accent while reading)

[Geth Supremacy]

Soldier blade is the best blade.

[AutumnWitch]

I could really go for some nice hollow points.

[BronzTrooper]

I love trolling men 

[AutumnWitch]

I wonder what Pepper is making for dinner?

[Balbock]

Nobody is able to bother me: Check

 

Musik: Check

 

Right place and position for reading: Check

 

Drink in reach: Check

 

 

Ok everything seems to be ready for the reading evening.

 

Hmm... Oh the book: not here...

 

 

 

Change plans from reading to listening to music: Check

 

The music is great anyway

[Drone223]

Time too look up the definition of emergency induction port.

[Abraham_uk]

King: Link? Do you have any idea what would happen to this goblet if I were to chuck it at you?

Link: It would smash because it's made of glass?

King: Wrong! It would rebound causing massive head trauma. As for the goblet, it would be unscathed. 

 

Announcer: Reinforced Elven Glass. Indestructible glass made to be thrown!

 

Making car windows out of this material may cause death.

[The Love Runner]

The ultraviolet light shows so many nasty stains! Bleh!

[Drone223]

Edit: ninja'd

I think I'm high.

[Laamaa]

Who the frack grapejuice in this bowl? I asked for wine damnat

[BronzTrooper]

You shall DIEEEE!!

[Drone223]

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[BronzTrooper]

Oh, someone already posted that?  Well.... this wine is terrible!  * throws glass at Link *