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[themikefest]

I bet my flashlight will stay on longer than your flashlight you have holding in your hand.

[Abraham_uk]

You see this expression?

This expression means "check mate".

 

Next time try thinking 1000 moves ahead.

[Balbock]

Ok my friends. Its the darkest hour in the night and the Thieves Guild has a quest for us.

 

I am not going to lie. It will be a though job. Maybe some of us get cought. But its for an greater Good and everyone will be freed before the Guards even wrote their report, if we succeed.

 

And we will succeed!

 

We are the Guilds finest!

 

We are Khajiit and nobody is more silent and needs less light than we.

 

 

So turn off the light and follow me my friends.

 

I will give everyone his/her exact orders on the way.

[Deathangel008]

why would someone put a batarian gauntlet on a fury like me? it f*cking doesnt fit to my agility!!

[Drone223]

Its not blood its tomato sauce.

[AutumnWitch]

Of all the freaking goblets in the kingdom you have to bring me the pastel, wussy looking one?

[Abraham_uk]

You know, this trap door is a nice place to pose.

It's not like a shark is going to spring up and bite me.

Pfft. Super villains and their crazy ideas.

[The Love Runner]

Thank goodness my hand is rechargeable and doesn't need batteries.

[Abraham_uk]

I just met the parallel universe version of myself.

He is exactly like me.

 

Not an assassin.

Not a secret agent.

Not a member of the government.

Not in the military

[proceeds to list over 1000 professions]

 

Nope same guy. Kind of a let down really.

Well there was one up side. I had an awesome conversation with him that involved both of us saying stuff and agreeing with each other.

[Drone223]

Wow dude that was awesome.

[The Love Runner]

Hogwarts, Hogwarts, Hoggy-Hoggy-Hogwarts, teach us something, please!!

[Kaiser Arian XVII]

Submit to my cuteness.

[spinachdiaper]

I feel really spent.

[FraQ]

I wear a hat so nobody will realize I'm going bald...

[Beerfish]

As if I needed to be any cuter, I now have Pig tails!

[FraQ]

These winged beasts are taking me to Anor Lando!

[Serza]

"We banged, yo."

[themikefest]

Where's the light switch?

[Abraham_uk]

Clare: I still haven't forgiven you for what you said the other day.

You really hurt my feelings.

 

Joe: I don't know what I'm supposed to say. I'm sorry I made that comment.

 

Clare: You don't know what you're supposed to say? Well maybe, just maybe you can start by saying nothing.

 

Announcer: Are you always saying the wrong thing?

 

Joe: All the time. 

 

Announcer: Then you've come to the right person. With my classes you'll be fluent in the art of not offending anyone.

 

Joe: Thanks. I'll try it out!

 

[2 weeks later]

 

Joe: Clare. You are the most beautiful person I've ever met. If there is any way for me to make it up to you...

 

Clare: That's sweet, but we divorced last week.

 

Joe: True. You're still beautiful by the way.

 

Clare: How was the course?

 

Joe: The guy in charge is facing a world of trouble after he made a racist joke on Twitter.

 

Clare: So the guy who was providing you lessons on how not to offend people, offended a load of people on Twitter.

 

Narrator: For the first time in his life Joe made Clare laugh. Sadly Clare's face was so stoic that laughter and anger looked exactly the same.

 

P.s. What did Joe say to Clare that angered her so much? It has to be pretty serious given it led to divorce.

[The Love Runner]

STEP OFF!! STEP OFF!! STEP OFF!! STEP OFF!!

[Abraham_uk]

I'm so happy today. Unbelievably happy.

My favourite show, Sailor Moon is coming back!

[Balbock]

Hmhmm... Told ya!