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[Nameless one7]

@DominusVita

Even after your dead you still have to celebrate Christmas, I think I'll fill in for Santa Claus this year.

[CroGamer002]

@Nameless one7 - I forgot my shirt again.

[Dominus]

I'm coming down your chimney tonight, Tali...Who's been a naughty Quarian?

[KenKenpachi]

I might have slipped off a roof, but now I get all the wine I want and no more milk.

[Nameless one7]

@KenKenpachi

There needs to be another Mortal Kombat movie, after all the work prospects of a ninja has gone significantly downhill.

[KenKenpachi]

You have no idea how true that is :'(

I'm like....too cool to stare at you.

[Nameless one7]

@KenKenpachi

Why in the world is my arch-enemy subzero? Do you know how useful it would be to have a friend who can create ice in hell?

[Ravensword]

I actually do have a name and that is Bulk Vanderhuge.

[Dominus]

Heheh... you thought you were getting out of here without violent Snu-Snu action, did you?

[Moondoggie]

"What ho my darling care for a spot of red? That's a mighty fine set of fishnets you have on i wouldn't mind getting you under the mistletoe haw haw"

[KenKenpachi]

Gorim, does this man know the Muffin Man?

[The Love Runner]

@Ken: "I may be naughty, but the coal helps me with my fire."

[Ravensword]

It's hard to see out of this helm.

[Andarthiel_Demigod]

@Ravensword
"Soon......"

[CroGamer002]

DominusVita wrote...

I'm coming down your chimney tonight, Tali...Who's been a naughty Quarian?

X-D






@Andarthiel_Demigod - I just beat the crap out of Sonic and Mario.

[Homebound]

"This is how I sleep at night."

[Dominus]

This is how I smile...will you go on a date with me now?! OH GOD IT HURTS.

[Fiery Knight]

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"Santa is dead and is now a ghost. Care for some wine? Don't worry, it's not my blood".

[Dominus]

I'm totally the main character in Dragon Age III. No, really! I'm a way more popular protagonist than that mucky grey warden. What a wimp.

[Homebound]

"Good eve gentlechaps, would you fancy a spot of wine? Sorry, no sex, I just cleaned the bar."

[CroGamer002]

@Hellbound555 - GRRR! I'm bald!

[Dominus]

On the first day of Christmas my LI gave to me:
A Star-Fridge, labeled “ME”.

On the second day of Christmas my LI gave to me:
2 Husks a-groaning,
And a Star-Fridge, labeled “ME”.

On the third day of Christmas my LI gave to me:

3 Reapers reaping,
2 Husks a-groaning,
And a Star-Fridge, labeled “ME”.

On the fourth day of Christmas my LI gave to me:

4 Geth a beeping,
3 Reapers reaping,
2 Husks a-groaning,
And a Star-Fridge, labeled “ME”.

On the fifth day of Christmas my LI gave to me:

5 Romance plooooots!
4 Geth a beeping,
3 Reapers reaping,
2 Husks a-groaning,
And a Star-Fridge, labeled “ME”.

On the 6th day of Christmas my LI gave to me:

6 Hanar enkindling,
5 Romance plooooots!
4 Geth a beeping,
3 Reapers reaping,
2 Husks a-groaning,
And a Star-Fridge, labeled “ME”.

On the 7th day of Christmas my LI gave to me:

7 Garri(plural of garrus?) Calibrating,
6 Hanar enkindling,
5 Romance plooooots!
4 Geth a beeping,
3 Reapers reaping,
2 Husks a-groaning,
And a Star-Fridge, labeled “ME”.

On the 8th day of Christmas my LI gave to me:

8 Varren chomping,
7 Garri Calibrating,
6 Hanar enkindling,
5 Romance plooooots!
4 Geth a beeping,
3 Reapers reaping,
2 Husks a-groaning,
And a Star-Fridge, labeled “ME”.

On the 9th day of Christmas my LI gave to me:

9 Harbingers DIRECT CONTROL ASSUMING,
8 Varren chomping,
7 Garri Calibrating,
6 Hanar enkindling,
5 Romance plooooots!
4 Geth a beeping,
3 Reapers reaping,
2 Husks a-groaning,
And a Star-Fridge, labeled “ME”.

On the 10th day of Christmas my LI gave to me:

10 Vanguards charging,
9 Harbingers DIRECT CONTROL ASSUMING,
8 Varren chomping,
7 Garri Calibrating,
6 Hanar enkindling,
5 Romance plooooots!
4 Geth a beeping,
3 Reapers reaping,
2 Husks a-groaning,
And a Star-Fridge, labeled “ME”.

On the 11th day of Christmas my LI gave to me:

11 Volus breathing,
10 Vanguards charging,
9 Harbingers DIRECT CONTROL ASSUMING,
8 Varren chomping,
7 Garri Calibrating,
6 Hanar enkindling,
5 Romance plooooots!
4 Geth a beeping,
3 Reapers reaping,
2 Husks a-groaning,
And a Star-Fridge, labeled “ME”.

On the 12th day of Christmas my LI gave to me:
12 Shepards saving(The Galaxy.)
11 Volus breathing,
10 Vanguards charging,
9 Harbingers DIRECT CONTROL ASSUMING,
8 Varren chomping,
7 Garri Calibrating,
6 Hanar enkindling,
5 Romance plooooots!
4 Geth a beeping,
3 Reapers reaping,
2 Husks a-groaning,
And a Starrrrrr-Fridgggggge, labelllllled…. M……

…………………..E!

(I actually stole this from a really old thread I made from way back when. Thought it fits.

Modifié par DominusVita, 06 décembre 2011 - 12:58 .

[Nameless one7]

@DominusVita

I'm the Ghost of good drinks, I come to adults at Christmas parties and only those who have been particularly good get my drinks.

[CroGamer002]

@DominusVita you what's hilarious?

I have 12 Shepard's.





@Nameless one7 - Now I forgot my pants.

Modifié par Mesina2, 06 décembre 2011 - 01:03 .