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[BronzTrooper]

OLE!!

[Kaiser Arian XVII]

Apathy is Geth!

[guitarmouse]

I will kick your ass with my mind

[dragonflight288]

Who needs Bioware when you've got me?

[dragonflight288]

You talking to me? Really?

[Sully13]

my chin itches.. i now regret this head gear.

[Kaiser Arian XVII]

Not Kawaii.

[Sully13]

Just you watch im going to lock myself in a cave till i build a robot sute of armor... crap a Gijin already did it?

[breakdown71289]

GAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Kaiser Arian XVII]

Therefore I call for a new Jihad! Allahuakbar!

[*** QUEEN OF BSN ***]

Hmmm... this man is saying something but I do not speak his language... I shall keep starring at him as if I understand him...

[Abraham_uk]

Arian Keraunos: Good servant. You have done as I have asked. In return, I shall grant you my finest katana. Passed on from generation to generation.

 

Yoshimoto: You honour me sire. But I cannot take this treasured gift. [The ancient sword is clearly in a state of disrepair]. I have never wielded one of these.

 

Arian Keraunos: Umm. You do realise that this is a display sword? It was never meant for battle.

 

Yoshimoto: Oh. Silly me.

 

Arian Keraunos: If you want a genuine battle ready katana, I can ask my blacksmith to make one for you.

 

Yoshimoto: I'll leave the combat to the Samurai. I am pleased to receive this fine gift.

 

 

 

@ Arian. Is it true that back in the day there were weapons and armour that were purely ceremonial and never meant for combat?

[dragonflight288]

Must prepare for another day with Shrek. 

[Abraham_uk]

People assume that I'm some random pretending to be John Wayne.

They're wrong. I actually am John Wayne!

I'm the real John Wayne! Not some pretender!

 

I know what you're going to do. You're going to check Google.

Sure it says I died in 1979. Funny, the kind of misinformation kids will post.

[dragonflight288]

This hat does nothing to help my sword skills. It's just stylish. Like the boots. 

[Abraham_uk]

Garrus: You're looking good for a guy who died twice.

 

Shepard: Well you see I had a bunch of Reaper upgrades that keep me in tip top condition.

 

Garrus: Reaper upgrades? We fought an entire war to beat the Reapers and now you're part Reaper?

 

Shepard: 90% Reaper zombie.

 

Garrus: Wow. I don't know what to say.

 

Shepard: Can I ask you a question? Why did Joker leave me bleeding to death on The Citadel!?

 

Garrus: Now I really don't know what to say.

[Drone223]

I'm a cat that wear's clothes your argument is invalid.

[Kaiser Arian XVII]

Now I should fight space zombies.

[Abraham_uk]

People ask me, who would win in a fight?

A samurai or a ninja.

 

 

 

The first thing I tell people is, "I AM NOT JAPANESE!"

 

Then I tell them, "it depends".

If the samurai sees the ninja first, the ninja dies.

If the ninja sees the samurai first, the samurai dies.

If the samurai and the ninja see each other at the same time, they both die.

 

I however I was trained by both a ninja and a samurai. I trump both.

[Balbock]

Hey stranger! Carry on and drive your mice away!

 

These plains belong to me an my mice.

[Deathangel008]

goddamn omnitool, clipping through my arm again

[Balbock]

Don't fear us!

We just want to sing you a nice song.

Come closer and listen to this wonderfull music!


[wispering to his friends] It works everytime since Pied Piper of Hamelin. ^^

[Abraham_uk]

Have you ever had a situation where your tech armour malfunctioned?

 

There was that one time when I was on the dance floor, and my tech armour detonated, flinging everyone around me (including my girlfriend) into the air.

Ugh! This happened despite the fact I switched off my omnitool!

 

It was worse than the time my Tech Armour detonated near a brute whilst causing me to be flung in the air. OUCH!