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[Sully13]

SOMETHING MEXICAN

I wonder what song Taylor Swift is coming out with next

A cover version of Loudon Wainwrights "I wish i was a Lesbian."

[The Love Runner]

Yada yada yada...this equation is something a child could solve.

[TheChosenOne]

I seriously need to get a ****** haircut

[The Jackal]

I told her a thousand times, not to lock me out of the car. Justice will be served swiftly.

[Sully13]

Ican see what your writeing Su Lu Pi.. you better not be writeing something off colour.

[TheChosenOne]

Wow. You really are dumb..

[TheChosenOne]

https://m.youtube.co...h?v=JqoG6H41Kdc

OWA doesn't like book clubs :/

[Drone223]

The battery is low on this thing.

[The Love Runner]

I am the new Master Control Program! Report to the Game Grid!

[The Jackal]

I...need...a..haircut

[Kaiser Arian XVII]

Coke please.

[themikefest]

I wonder if the Empress will like my beard?

[Sully13]

I need some sane friends.. awe sh*t here comes Su Lu Pi.

[The Love Runner]

WE NEED TO GO SHOPPING NAO!! THOSE SALES ARE AWESOME!!

[The Jackal]

I shave my chest hair. Look how muscular my chest. Why isn't people looking. 

[Sully13]

Hello Mrs Pi.

[TheJediSaint]

Ermahgerd, Bruce Willis!

[Sully13]

I see your Schwarts is bigger than mine.

[The Love Runner]

I wanna be the maid of honor!! Me, me, me!!

[De1ta0m3ga]

"Damn!  I can't see f*****g s**t outta this thing!"

[Abraham_uk]

Delta Omega:  This is Delta Omega speaking to Whisky Charlie. I have visual on the target. Do you copy?

 

Whisky Charlie: This is Whisky Charlie. We have orders from high command not to shoot target.

 

Delta Omega: What? I have visual on the target. I can't shoot?

 

Whisky Charlie: Sorry. Those were the orders.

 

Delta Omega: So let me get this straight. I transfer from a bomb squad to train as a sniper for 2 goddamn years, and I finally get the opportunity to assassinate one of the worst war criminals of all time and I'm ordered not to shoot. [Gunfire can be heard]

 

Whisky Charlie: High Command decided that I should take the shot. It was a good shot. Right in the head.

 

Delta Omega: You stole my moment of glory!

 

Whisky Charlie: By the way. I lied about high command! I just wanted the glory for myself!

 

Delta Omega: Two years of my life wasted!

 

Whisky Charlie: Relax. The target is down. I can't wait for that medal of honour.

 

Delta Omega: You stole my kill! You stole my kill!

[Sully13]

Thats the last fu*king time you'll make a Can haz Chezburger meme. 

[Elhanan]

"ELVIS!!!"

[Sully13]

Wow its Dark..ark..ark ..ark.

Is that an echo in my mind?...ind..ind..ind.