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[Kaiser Arian XVII]

I feel so old and nerdy.

[Beerfish]

I .... hate.......rabbits....

[Kaiser Arian XVII]

I feel so strong. I shouldn't have.

[Beerfish]

Fudd is paid more than me?

[Abraham_uk]

This rock is actually made of polystyrene.

You think I'm strong enough to carry an actual rock this size? I'm carrying this rock with only one hand!

[The Jackal]

I wish I was taller

[Drone223]

*Evil smirk*

[Abraham_uk]

Welcome to Jeremy Clarkson's guide to playing Dead Island.

Grab a hammer and smash the zombies.

[Beerfish]

Hand over the piggy bank.

[Kaiser Arian XVII]

Another ACME fraud.

[Abraham_uk]

You see this face?

Someone ate my last Rolo!

[Abraham_uk]

One Woman Army: OMG Abe. Your profile picture is a spoiler! Change it now or I'll snap my neck.

Abraham_uk: How is this a spoiler?

One Woman Army: Now I know that Peter Dinklage is in Game of Thrones.

Abraham_uk: I never brought up that show. So how do you know it's a reference to that show. Peter Dinklage has been in other shows/films.

One Woman Army: I was going to watch that show, but you ruined it for me. You owe me big time!

Abraham_uk: It's okay. I always pay my debts.

One Woman Army: Was that another spoiler? I swear that was a spoiler. How am I supposed to enjoy the show now?

Abraham_uk: [Sigh] You're getting wound up about these spoilers. I have a feeling that you're going to push me through that hole in my room.

One Woman Army: ENOUGH WITH THE SPOILERS OR I'LL SPOIL YOU! 

[Sully13]

im going to be that Parfume guy from fairytail in the live action movie. just you watch.

http://fairytail.wik...ndalay_Kotobuki

[Abraham_uk]

Sarah: Oooh! We soo have to do dress up!

Robert: Why?

Sarah: Trust me. It will be magical. Close your eyes. Close them. Now open them. What do you think?

Robert: You have umm. Fake glasses, fake eyebrows, fake nose and fake moustache.

Sarah: Almost correct. Those are my glasses. Oooh. Now it's your turn.

Robert: I'm going to go now.

Sarah: Don't go. I have so much that I need to share with you. So much life.

Robert: You're scaring me now.

Sarah: But this is life Robert! It's your turn to put on a magical outfit! Go on. Show me what you've got. Weeeeeeeeeeee.

Robert: Well. I know you think this is whimsical, but I'm a little concerned about you.

Sarah: But Robbie. You've got to live in the moment! Carpe Diem! Weeeeeeee.

Robert: I'm going home now.

Sarah: You know what your problem is? You haven't learnt how to embrace life. One day, just lie on the ground and look at the sky. Hey why don't you wear the glasses, fake eyebrows, fake nose and fake moustache. I'm going to imagine my favourite indie band playing in my mind whilst you do this.

 

 

Kudos if you know what character type I'm parodying.

[Sully13]

im not pouting im just fabulouse.

[mousestalker]

Only my wig is fake.

[Abraham_uk]

Go away!

[Beerfish]

Time to punch someone

[Sully13]

yah know what im going vegan.

[Kaiser Arian XVII]

I like to eat Metal for dinner.

[Abraham_uk]

Ugh. My favourite football commenter just had to make that sexist remark.

Why?

[FraQ]

It wasn't me!

[Abraham_uk]

Woman: Hey. Wouldn't it be awesome if we were both on Game of Thrones?

Man: You're kidding me right?

Woman: Come on. It will be fun.

Man: Okay.

 

6 months later they were both murdered by George RR Martin

 

George: Ahh. That was so worth it.

[The Love Runner]

That producer was harassing me! I swear it! Top Gear is my life, don't get rid of the show!