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[Dominus]

Alright chris, I'm on my way with the FemShep trailer. You got the money in unmarked bills like I promised? Good. Meet you in alberta in an hour. Don't be late, priest. *Click*

[Nameless one7]

@DominusVita

I'm the Ghost of Christmas past, and I've come for you Bioware Off Topic forum to restore your spirit of Christmas.

[Gabriel S.]

"Yeah, I'm looking at 'er now... You were right, she has some nice rims and man, oh, man, look at those headlights! She definitely has some mileage on her, but, man, would I git her a test drive."

[Arcadian Legend]

 

This piece of **** rifle better do me some good. (Younger Zaeed using Jessie for the first time)

[Kaiser Arian XVII]

"You're Dead MEAT."



"To be a Jack or not to eat an apple..."

Modifié par Jedi Sentinel Arian, 14 décembre 2011 - 09:11 .

[Gabriel S.]

"You're dead meat, baaak!"

[Ghost Lightning]

@Gabriel: "Pew pew, Pew, pew pew"

[Arcadian Legend]

That Adamantoise. Is it really small, or far away?

[Drone223]

An apple for a hat, it was worth it

[Gabriel S.]

"Back in 5. Doing some calibrations."

[Dominus]

Just hold still, applejack, I'll be able to shoot it from your hand if you stop moving arouOH GOD!... Freaking ponies.

Modifié par DominusVita, 15 décembre 2011 - 02:31 .

[Nameless one7]

@DominusVita

Your probably wondering how a ghost can grab onto a glass being that I'm a spirit an all. What? You want to know how I keep shaking the glass and never spill it, well it's a power granted to all ghosts so become one if yo want to do it.

[Dominus]

How dare you stare at me, Cusack. I am the nameless one, you shall properly bow in respect. Also, what happened to your movie career? 2012? Hot Tub Time Machine? Seriously?

[Gabriel S.]

"I'm the ghost of Christmas Past, ho ho ho..."

Oh, gwod...

[Dominus]

Alright, you damned ghost, hold still while I get that hat off of you with a few rounds. I said Hold still! Why'd you have to be a gif instead of a png?

[Gabriel S.]

"Hi, I'm Pacman and you're watching Dancing with Dead Video Game Franchises!"

[Dominus]

....Applejack's behind me, isn't she. Gotta take it nice and slow, just SHEPARD PUNCH!

[Gabriel S.]

"How to make apple juice."


"First you take a nice, tasty red apple."


"Then you shred it to little pieces with a military grade assault rifle."


"Afterwards you squish it with a manual piston."


"And VOILA!"



"I ain't drinkin' no apple juice, fool!"

Modifié par Gabriel Stelinski, 15 décembre 2011 - 02:05 .

[Andarthiel_Demigod]

 @Gabriel Stelinski
"This scope is actually brokem but posing like this makes me look cool"

[Dominus]

Snake: Applejack, this is Snake. Do you read me?
Applejack: Howdy there, rattlesnake. The terrorists on Equestria island have 24 hours until releasing nuclear warheads across the globe.
Snake: Do you think...the bronies are involved somehow?
Applejack: Come now snake, the bronies are a myth, propagated by the left hooved politicians. There's no way the bronies are part of this.
Snake: Got it.

Modifié par DominusVita, 15 décembre 2011 - 03:30 .

[Nameless one7]

@DominusVita

The great thing about being the ghost of christmas past means that I get to drop off people I don't feel like helping off in the Jurassic period for dinosaurs.

[Gabriel S.]

"****** me off again and I'll take this 'ere spiked belt an' slap yer arse 'till I hit bone!"

[firefireblow]

"Should I shoot, nah don't want to waste the bullet; but I do look cool holding this."

[Gabriel S.]

"LOOK IN THE MIRROR!

... what is that?

Is it a rabbit? Is that a cat? Is it a fox-like creature?

Oh... it's just my own reflection."

Modifié par Gabriel Stelinski, 15 décembre 2011 - 09:31 .