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[Cainhurst Crow]

All toasters, toast toast.

[Kaiser Arian XVII]

Arise oh mighty ancient cat king.

[SmilesJA]

[Kaiser Arian XVII]

I'm better than Nami-san, right?

[Texhnolyze101]

Someone just broke the law and is about to get the fist of justice.

[SmilesJA]

Sexy just add mud.

[SmilesJA]

Guess what I'm hiding behind gun! Guess!

[Drone223]

SNAKE!!!!!!!!!!!!.......hang on, I'm supposed to be mute.

[Drone223]

Two knives. I gotta tell ya, this is pretty terrific.

[Abraham_uk]

Hello. It's me, Mario! I know. You were expecting me to be voiced by Charles Martinez. Tough luck.

 

 

I can't stop listening to this!

 

 

Reminds me of ME!ME!ME!

[Beerfish]

I sthwallowed da tongue dethpressor!

[Abraham_uk]

Wiley: I've got an idea. Should I explain it through exposition?

Child: Noooo! Just do it already!

Wiley: But I could take some time to explain my really awesome plan.

Child: Show me! Don't tell me! Show it now!

Wiley: But this whole episode will be no longer than 5 minutes. I have to pad it out to 30 minutes.

Child: I don't care! Just get on with it.

Wiley: Okay. I'll do it. Shesh. I only wanted to pad out the episode. Shall I show off my dance routine before I execute my plan?

Child: No! Don't pad out the episode and get on with your plan!

[Drone223]

Did you know I was once the MGM lion.

[Johnnie Walker]

Lots of spaghetti

[Abraham_uk]

Joker: Hey Batman. Have I ever told you about the time when I did stand up comedy?

The audience demanded that I get off the stage.

 

When I saw them burn I had the last laugh.

 

Batman: That's not funny.

 

Joker: What do you mean not funny?

 

Batman: There's no punchline. The setup is weak and there is an absence of comic timing.

 

Joker: Okay. I have a good joke. Do you want to know how I got these scars?

 

Batman: Okay. How did you get these scars?

 

Joker: I murdered my then wife's cat. She then slashed me real good. Now I can never stop smiling.

 

Batman: Not funny!

 

Joker: Why so serious? Okay, do you want to know how I really got these scars?

 

Batman: You have problems.

 

Joker: You know a psychiatrist once told me that. She was so intoxicated by my chaotic nature that she married me.

[SmilesJA]

Gimmie some sugar sweetheart! 

[Shampoohorn]

Michael Douglas gave me throat cancer.  Damn, I was ninja'd. 
 
"Dammit!  DId I put this on backwards again?"

[Abraham_uk]

Well. After what happened on the citadel, I used his head as a trophy.

 

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[Arcadian Legend]

...and things haven't really been the same since I stopped working for MGM. None of my replacements have the same impact behind their roars than I did. Worst of all, Nobody gives me the recognition I deserve! I should be up there with the greats I tell you what.

[Drone223]

ITS REALLY LOUD IN HERE!

[Arcadian Legend]

Wonder how long it'll take before people realise this hat is permanently attached to my body.

[SmilesJA]

Sorry too busy listening to music to care.