He just got fatally enlightened by Impulse's shock rifle!
What is the above person's avatar thinking?
#34326
Posté 05 mai 2015 - 04:42
- Drone223 aime ceci
#34327
Posté 05 mai 2015 - 12:31
Everyone hates me! Seppuku time!
- Kaiser Arian XVII et Jehuty aiment ceci
#34328
Posté 05 mai 2015 - 03:14
where the hell is my movie you have captan boomerang and not me ? I have a PHD for crying out loud..
- Dermain aime ceci
#34329
Posté 05 mai 2015 - 03:21
I'm disappointed chobot.
#34330
Posté 06 mai 2015 - 03:43
So he comes to me and says "where is the Bomb"?
I'm like. "Calm down Jack. I don't know what you're talking about".
He's like "We don't have much time".
So he gets out a wet towel and says "if you don't tell me what I need to know I'm going to ram this towel down your throat."
Let's just say it's going to take many glasses of water to wash the taste of wet towel from my mouth.
I hope I never met Agent Jack Bauer ever again.
#34331
Posté 06 mai 2015 - 07:27
"Behold the green energy...are you looking? Well look darn it! Okay got your attention? Good. Now behold the mystical green energy and know it is in my hand and not yours!"
- Abraham_uk aime ceci
#34332
Posté 06 mai 2015 - 09:24
I must FINISH HIM!
- Celtic Latino aime ceci
#34333
Posté 06 mai 2015 - 09:30
I just FAAAAAAARTED!!!!
- Drone223 aime ceci
#34334
Posté 06 mai 2015 - 10:28
MARCH YOU TIN CANS!
#34335
Posté 07 mai 2015 - 07:59
Let me answer your questions.
No I am not Cloud from that one time he cross dressed!
No I am not Yu Gi Oh.
No I am not the female version of Goku.
No I am not (insert animé protagonist).
I am Impulse Melan! But you can just call me Mel.
- Jehuty aime ceci
#34336
Posté 07 mai 2015 - 08:16
Some people said I should save the world...
But I say it's my hand's job. ![]()
Edit: If you still had the redheaded avatar, I would have said "My hair has dyed from embarrassment"
- Abraham_uk aime ceci
#34337
Posté 07 mai 2015 - 08:22
FILTHY HUMAN! I'LL HAVE YOUR HEAD ON A SPIKE
- MrGDL87 aime ceci
#34338
Posté 07 mai 2015 - 08:42
No, I'm more than mere shades!
#34339
Posté 07 mai 2015 - 08:53
We'll start the heist in five minutes.
- Kaiser Arian XVII et BronzTrooper aiment ceci
#34340
Posté 07 mai 2015 - 09:35
#34341
Posté 07 mai 2015 - 09:42
My mother begged me to become a wizard.
My father begged me to become an archer.
So I asked my parents, which martial art grants me critical hit bonuses when sneaking.
The choice was easy.
- Balbock aime ceci
#34342
Posté 07 mai 2015 - 09:43
- Abraham_uk aime ceci
#34343
Posté 07 mai 2015 - 10:48
I wanna be the space Jason.
#34344
Posté 07 mai 2015 - 10:57
- Abraham_uk aime ceci
#34345
Posté 08 mai 2015 - 07:33
Shepard: I'm Commander Shepard and this is my favourite tactical ops helmet on the Citadel.
How much of a discount am I getting?
Shopkeeper: 0%. I would have given you a bigger discount but you had to go to every shop in the Citadel saying the same thing.
Shepard: I'm Commander Shepard and this is my least favourite tactical ops helmet on the Citadel.
#34346
Posté 08 mai 2015 - 07:35
Let me blind you with my green light.
#34347
Posté 09 mai 2015 - 03:32
Prepare for illumination.
#34348
Posté 09 mai 2015 - 03:34
Really, Playa?
#34349
Posté 09 mai 2015 - 03:45
I will obey.
#34350
Posté 09 mai 2015 - 03:49
LOUD NOISES!
- Drone223 aime ceci





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