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[Riverdaleswhiteflash]

Ugh. What possessed me to even come to a place called "Club Drugs & Public Sex?"

[Former_Fiend]

Do I smell muffins? I do!

[Giant ambush beetle]

I hope nobody notices my hat is actually a flying saucer. 

[Gamer_1745]

What kind of alien-elf is that?

[Dovahzeymahlkey]

"neigh"

[The Love Runner]

There's a dance rave inside my helmet.

[Riverdaleswhiteflash]

Why do I have glowing red eyes and the head of a bird?

 

Wizards have been known to do some wacky crap from time to time. Which is why one is my father.

[Silver Souls]

Where is the barber???

[themikefest]

What game should I play?

[The Love Runner]

Were you up to something?

[Riverdaleswhiteflash]

With a face like this, how could I not always be up to something?

[The Big Red One]

(daydreaming) Sure could use a shave.

[themikefest]

I dare you to try and shut my mouth

[The Lone Shadow]

Okay, keep calm. Be perfectly natural and he won't expect I'm going kill him tonight. No one will expect a thing

[Beerfish]

I both like and hate the sun.

[leighzard]

When do you think ACME will finally process all those refunds?

[Beerfish]

Good thing I use spf 3250

[Dreadstruck]

Swiggity swooty, I am coming for that booty.

[breakdown71289]

Hair, always getting in the way since the dawn of history.

[The Love Runner]

I stole Wolverine's adamantium.

[MrGDL87]

I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU CALLED ME A BIRD BRAIN!!!

 

I AM SO ANGRY RIGHT NOW.... I GOING TO FLIP YOU THE BIRD.

[Abraham_uk]

Would you like a tip on how to play the game on Orlais?

Wear a hat with Qunari horns. Apparently it is a status symbol.

[The Lone Shadow]

I punched to many reporters and now I will forever look like a demonic serial killer. I scare the crap out of my wife and kids everytime they look at my face. Still worth it.

[Abraham_uk]

[Drone223]

I SHOULD GO *evil laughter*