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[Kaiser Arian XVII]

"You're awesome"

[ObserverStatus]

@Ghost
I want to try my new taser gun hella bad. Just try and make unwanted sexual advances now, tentacle monsters!

Modifié par bobobo878, 14 septembre 2012 - 07:38 .

[Abraham_uk]

I'm a rogue,
I'm a lover,
I'm a _____
I'm a fighter
I'm a sinner
I'm a saint
And it's all rather quaint


Kudos to anyone who figures out what song I've just ruined....


Without searching on the internet, looking at the comments after this post, asking a friend or any other forms of cheating.

Modifié par Abraham_uk, 14 septembre 2012 - 07:47 .

[Abraham_uk]

I am the new two face! Because the last one, well...

https://encrypted-tb...78Bm54Bs6onbmDI
I am the most cheeful Batman ever!

Celrath + Gordon Levit = The Next Batman Film.
Shame Christopher Nolan has left the Batman Franchise.

Modifié par Abraham_uk, 14 septembre 2012 - 07:54 .

[Jarl Johnnie Walker]

@Cel,  Shhh I just like to think that I'm a philosopher that strokes my beard while looking upward at a 65 degree angle.

Modifié par Garrus calibrations, 14 septembre 2012 - 07:54 .

[Abraham_uk]

I'm in an evil mood today.
I have evil shades, evil clothes and an evil look.
Even the music I listen to is evil.

So be careful. I have no limitations.

Modifié par Abraham_uk, 14 septembre 2012 - 07:56 .

[Abraham_uk]

You only got half of my face in the photo.
Okay, I could use this on a book cover.

[Jarl Johnnie Walker]

Good god, I really need a fvcking bath... a blood bath that is.

Modifié par Garrus calibrations, 14 septembre 2012 - 08:21 .

[Abraham_uk]

Christopher Nolan, Garrus Calibrations and I want to be in your new film

You have this badass fighting chic and a guy who is really good as staring at people.
Come on. Dark and gritty film. You've got two dark and gritty people.

[Jarl Johnnie Walker]

N!gga I see yo b!tch ass. You're gonna have to do better than that cracka.

[billy the squid]

Daammmnnn, that bacon.

[Melra]

Not sure if he is thinking anything anymore, he's been stuck in that same position for awhile. Probably has shat himself already and his brain is just... *beeep*

[Abraham_uk]

I am definitely the luckiest man on the planet.
How did I manage to pull Miranda Lawson?
Wow!

[Dominus]

That was bloody fantastic.

Modifié par DominusVita, 14 septembre 2012 - 10:12 .

[MichaelStuart]

"I'm so lonely"

[Abraham_uk]

Purple wine.
Purple hat.

All is good in the world of Dominus Vita



Sorry. I'm too badass for this world. I'm gonna go hunt some dragons.

Modifié par Abraham_uk, 14 septembre 2012 - 11:08 .

[Abraham_uk]

Oh come on girl. I'm right here.
I'm here. Ugh. What do you mean you can't see me.
I'm right in front of you!

[Abraham_uk]

Ever since I've come across this thread, I've been changing my profile picture a lot.

Anyway. At Shoesshinism: Okay. Seriously. It's been foggy for 20 days now. I'm inside my house, and I haven't the foggiest idea where anything is.

Where is my lighter? Because this **** is no longer puffing!