35339 réponses à ce sujet

[Mavqt]

Is there something on my nose? I swear if you're joking I'll kill you!

[Fiddles dee dee]

Umm 4 of Spades?

[Ignatia]

I think my face is stuck like this...

[Mavqt]

Damn it! How many times do I have to do this for them to grow!

[Ignatia]

I think this card trick has gone horribly wrong.

[Fiddles dee dee]

Magical disappearing boobs my arse!

[Mavqt]

My eye is not wonky!

[Ignatia]

I'm a modern art piece! Marvel at me!

[mumba]

F*ck it, I'll go without a bra #YOLO

[Dragon_Claw]

Hey, you created me. I didn't create some loser alter-ego to make myself feel better. Take some responsibility!

[Fiddles dee dee]

I'm hot **** and you know it.

[Ignatia]

No I'm the hottest. I can't even stop looking at myself, I'm so hot!

[Mavqt]

Damn it, I thought this was my white top. No more getting dressed in the dark.

Modifié par mavqt, 23 mars 2013 - 10:38 .

[Ignatia]

Damn it, I thought these were ear muffs. No more getting dressed in the dark. ;P

[Mavqt]

Why will they not bounce!

[Ignatia]

Why will this trick never end?!?!

[Mavqt]

Oh **** it!

[themikefest]

So you want me to guess what card is on my forehead?

[DOsquareZER]

Did somebody say oral...hygiene?

[Fiddles dee dee]

Your argument is invalid.

[mumba]

Yeah... bend over more... This is going to hurt you more than it's gonna hurt me.

[Mavqt]

This toothbush feels funny on my teeth.

[Fiddles dee dee]

Are my ears on fire?

[mumba]

I can ****** to this.

[Mavqt]

You should see what my other hand is doing.