"OOOOOOkkkkkk, I'm just going to leave and pretend I didn't see that"
What is the above person's avatar thinking?
Débuté par
Guest_Jek Romano Shavo_*
, oct. 11 2011 02:51
#18101
Posté 20 février 2014 - 03:47
#18102
Posté 20 février 2014 - 01:32

This armour has a really obvious weak point. The knee.
Now all I have to do is avoid those pesky archers.
Modifié par Abraham_uk, 20 février 2014 - 01:33 .
#18103
Posté 20 février 2014 - 10:45
"I know what you did"
#18104
Posté 20 février 2014 - 11:55
This armour has so many pieces.
A helmet
Shoulder Pads
Curias
Arm Pieces
Gauntlets
Greaves
Boots
Stabilisers (yes it's one of those armours)
Inside Padding
A beard section, to prevent my facial hair from interfeering with my armour
Not to mention this really sword and heavy shield that I must carry at all times.
Well as long as no one goes for my neck or the eyes, I'll be fine.
Aggghh. My knee!
That damn archer found my other weak point.
A helmet
Shoulder Pads
Curias
Arm Pieces
Gauntlets
Greaves
Boots
Stabilisers (yes it's one of those armours)
Inside Padding
A beard section, to prevent my facial hair from interfeering with my armour
Not to mention this really sword and heavy shield that I must carry at all times.
Well as long as no one goes for my neck or the eyes, I'll be fine.
Aggghh. My knee!
That damn archer found my other weak point.
#18105
Posté 21 février 2014 - 12:35
"Well what do you know"
#18106
Posté 21 février 2014 - 01:40
"Nobody terrifies a dwarf!"
#18107
Posté 21 février 2014 - 02:28
"I'm a dragon, you really think it matters if your scared"
#18108
Posté 21 février 2014 - 05:27
These junkies need their ass to be kicked.
#18109
Posté 21 février 2014 - 07:39
"Oh really? do go on."
#18110
Posté 21 février 2014 - 09:29

Speak Quickly, Human. My hunger grows by the minute.
#18111
Guest_simfamUP_*
Posté 21 février 2014 - 10:48
Guest_simfamUP_*
I'm the very model of a golden queer inquisitor.
This is why I sing this in a tone that is vernacular.
This is why I sing this in a tone that is vernacular.
Modifié par simfamSP, 21 février 2014 - 10:49 .
#18112
Posté 21 février 2014 - 11:38
"Yup"
#18113
Posté 21 février 2014 - 01:06
Looks like its going to be a long day.
#18114
Posté 21 février 2014 - 05:10
Come, join me, and together we shall rule the community!
#18115
Posté 21 février 2014 - 05:53

You want me to help you to resolve yet another mess you got yourselves into.
You know what? You deal with the Yahg rebellion!
You owe us your help, after we helped you defend Palaven with our intel.
May I remind you that we were the ones who took the Reaper thread seriously.
Instead of "dismissing" Shepard's claims, we took decisive action!

What decisive action? You did nothing, you conniving little hypocrite!
I am tired of you salarians always using this argument.
Yes you guys and Commander Shepard were the first to warn us.
I may have been wrong about the "Reapers", but I still contributed more towards the war effort than you did.
Whilst we were open to an alliance with the Krogan (even curing the genophage to make it happen), you stood in the way. So you don't get brownie points for "the advanced warning"!
Modifié par Abraham_uk, 21 février 2014 - 05:59 .
#18116
Posté 21 février 2014 - 06:06
Our science laboratories aren't corrupt money suckers as you claim them to be!
#18117
Posté 21 février 2014 - 06:37

You must take me for an idiot.
Salarians being responsible scientists! Don't make me laugh.
Modifié par Abraham_uk, 21 février 2014 - 06:38 .
#18118
Posté 21 février 2014 - 07:58
"Well hmmm at least we are scientists"
#18119
Posté 21 février 2014 - 09:06
If Mass Effect had dwarves for a species, we would've beat the reapers very easily
#18120
Posté 21 février 2014 - 10:19
If Mass Effect 3 had Samantha Traynor.
Oh wait...
Mass Effect 3 did have Samantha Traynor and we beat the Reapers!
Oh wait...
Mass Effect 3 did have Samantha Traynor and we beat the Reapers!
#18121
Guest_simfamUP_*
Posté 21 février 2014 - 10:40
Guest_simfamUP_*
Krogan DO really have four testicles.
#18122
Posté 21 février 2014 - 10:53
"Must. not. laugh"
#18123
Posté 21 février 2014 - 11:34
"I'm laughing so hard, right now."
#18124
Posté 22 février 2014 - 12:06
This is how you eat jello!!
#18125
Posté 22 février 2014 - 12:33
"I've watched you, for so long. I didnt know if you could see passed, 'this.'"





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