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[NekkidNones]

Ugh!  Your backwater drivel is giving me a headache.

[Kaiser Arian XVII]

Shut up! ..*woof*.. Fite me in the backyard if you don't like me!

[Abraham_uk]

You see this face?

It means that I'm tired.

Now if you excuse me, I have some sleeping to do.

[Randy1012]

Next person who tells me to "just grin and bear it" is going to get punched!

[Abraham_uk]

You know what people keep telling me?

 

"Hey Seth! You must do a Robot Chicken episode about Mass Effect!"

[Kaiser Arian XVII]

I'm being abused by wild animals!

[Ren Roche]

Make my day, punk.

[Drone223]

I can see my house from here.

[Ren Roche]

Chicks dig giant robots

[Abraham_uk]

I know. Paramedics don't tend to wield swords and engage in high flying acrobatics.

Let's just say I'm not your typical paramedic.

[themikefest]

 

If your paw gets any closer I will chop it off.

[Iron Fist]

You should be so lucky.

[Abraham_uk]

 

People keep asking me "what species are you?"

 

I answer "I don't know. Ask Studio Ghibli".

[Balbock]

Why are you all running away from me? The Bear is not real! It's just my teddy!

[Abraham_uk]

My squadmates died again.

Look's like I'm soloing Platinium.

 

Soloing Platinium...

[The Love Runner]

My eye is hungry for your tears!

[Sir DeLoria]

*plays Black Sabbath*

[Master Warder Z_]

I look so much better then Dante; Tis why i have all the fangirls! *Insert generic evil laugh here*

[Lady Mortho]

*High on drugs*

[Master Warder Z_]

I once slept with a president...and he never called me back. 

[Lady Mortho]

(How dare you mention that man slag of a ****!)

 

*I see an orgy*

[Battlebloodmage]

Oh heaven to Betsy

[themikefest]

A kiss always makes everything feel better.

[Drone223]

Who are you calling bald.