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[Derpy]

"Sleep"

[Ren Roche]

It's time for your examination. Bite the pillow - I'm going in rough!

[Derpy]

"Climbing is much fun."

[Ren Roche]

The fishstick. I've mastered it.

[Abraham_uk]

Sigh.

 

They have video game protagonists for everything.

They even have games where you get to play as a surgeon.

 

I want a game where the protagonist is a Paramedic.

[Derpy]

"I eat the good pac man."

[Drone223]

I didn't grow that, its just some goats hair glued onto my chin.

[Orian Tabris]

"I'm still his avatar... Ugh... my arm's getting tired damn it."

[themikefest]

I wish this was a nudist beach

[Shadow Eagle]

"You touch me again, I kill you"

[Derpy]

"And the Ninja Stig."

[Rusty Sandusky]

CHEESE FOR EVERYONE

[Derpy]

"Have you ever been stranded on an asteroid? ITS SURPRISINGLY BOOOORRINGGGG!"*

 

 

 

 

 

*Actual quote from Ratchet and Clank: Crack in Time.

[ObserverStatus]

E̯͚̺͓̅̾͒̿͋͆s̠̘̞̪͑͌ͤ̎͂͟ ̴̱̥͎̥͎̣̦̉̑s̴̠ͧͪ͊ͧ̊e̙̒̍t̢͎̞̬̳ͪ̀ͭz̼͕͇̞͉̗ͨ͆́t͕̋̿͊̆͘ ̲͔͚̑̋ͪ͊̊̂d͙̺̹͚̺̰̝̑̈͘i͈͍̫̓̎ͫ̑ẽ͎̹̙ͨ̅͟ͅ ͎͔̙͇͂͗̆̌̈̏K̶͙ä̴̮̗̝̥ͫ͌̽͑s̸̝̤̦̊ͣe̝̮̖͕̲̜̘ͬͬ͐̒͝ ̛̻̱ͧ̓ͯ͆̏a̡̮͙̥̘̹̱u̥̣͈̘͑͊ͭͮͨͧ͜f̙̙͇̄ ͎̪̱̱͎̖ͬ͛͝d͖̬͋̀ͭͮͬ͡e̠̲͉̣͕͇̿͋̐͒̏͊́r̰̔͂ͪͯ̔͜ ̖̯͖̠̣̩̼̀ͨͤH͚̺̬̲͐͐̀̒̚a͕̺̤͍̹̱͓͂ͭ̃͜u̴͚t̲̠̜͉̯̅.̫̳͓͙̠ͧ̓̒́͌̎͛ ͇̟͑̏́Ṣ͔̰̏̌͒ọ̟̟f̜̳̦̝͊ͤe̙̲̜͍̼ͨͦr͗̍̔ͣ͋̈́ṅ̖̦̥̟̺̻ ̕ĕ̤̟̩̭̰̲͖̌͂̾̎̏̚s̵͔͕͈̘̩͈̬͂ ̼̻̟̟̮̂͒ͪ͂ͫͬn̙̰͇̜̥̲i̥̩̙͆͛̒ĉ̏̍̉̀ḧ̶̞̩̩̭͍͇͎́̐̆͑̏t̟̜̤̲̭̹͗̔̓̏̋ͮ̅ ̿̇͋͏̳̘g̟̟̘͍͓̬ͭ̔̇̅e̖̮͊̈́ȑ̮̘̙̜̥̑́n̯̦̽̈́̎ͯ̿̿e̷̞̩̯̊ͭͯͧͬͣ ̘͔̪̗̔̃́̓̚K̖̪̪̪̰̣̤̐̽̒̑͐̊͝ä̙͓̣͈̩s̟̝̖̭̘e̺̗̐̀ ̦̮̉̋̂̋̓̎ā̡̩͛u͛ͧ̇͗̔ͬf̘̤͓̖̎̓ ͖͈̗͍̗̝͖͛̋͋s̪͊̋̽̍͂͒͛ȇ̥͓͚͑̔͌̓̈́ͅi̷͐͛̉̆̾ͬň͓̘̻̖̞͑̊e͖̣̼̜͇͍̳͞ ̈ͯ͊̓̇̃̄H̰̑̆̂̃a̭͓͎̤̰ͧ̐u̼̱͍͉͎̯͑ͫ͛ͮ̊̑t͂ͩͬ̂͆̚҉̘͎̩͍ ͙͓̱͔ͫ̍̒̐h̵̙͕̖̻ͦ̐̽̆̂a͇̟͓ͮ̇ͯ̀̒b̧͒̔̾ͦ̚ȅ̙̙͙̺̩̩ͦ̐ͨ̋ͨ̃n.͘ ̴͖ͫW̤̲̻͚̼̭̔̅͊̏͑à̵̭̂̑r̵͙͓͓͈͚̗̮ͭ͛̏̆̆t͙̪̫̀͗͂͌̊͞ĕ͎͙͉̍n̛͔̮̄ͪ̊͗ͣ̚ ̜͈̣̣̪͉̃͒̇̒S̴̬͙͚͌̔̈́i̯͚̼̯͒̒̽̂ͦ͂͆ͅe̪̍ͪ̀,̡̜ ̉̔̅͋̅̏҉̘̺͎͎͖̮e̟͓͈̬̖̜̝̒́͒g̝͖͉͙ͭ̎ͬ̆͒ͤ̊a͊͠l̵̹͇̳̠̊͊͒̾ͥ.̻͙̥ ͈̬̈́́͘E͈̘̖͂̈́̀ͅs̭̗̉ͪ͗́͛ͨ ̸̥ͣ̑͋b̸̝͍͚͉̝̮̖͛ͩ̄ͤ͆r͓̯̼͍͇̘̂i̤̫͝n̯̭̰g̊̋͋̎t̍̑̇͛̄͛ ̵̮͉͚̺͊d͕̅̽͛ͪ̉̑ẹ̣̳̬ͤ̊͒̒͝n̤̯̠̖͌̂͆̈̃ ̗̺̰̯ͩ̑͗̒ͩ̀ͫ͜K͑ͨ̎͒̆͊҉ä̒̽͏̟s̼̓̿e͈̦̒̽̿̚ ͖̣̟͓̩̋͌͊a̴͚̠̱̺͙ͩ͊͗̂ͯ̈u̥ͪ̍̀̉ͤͥ̀f̪̘̭̣͔̩͊̓̑̉ ̪̳̥̼͈̱̟̅ͭͩ̊̽d̟͖͙̜̱͈̒ͯͭͫ̐̍͘e̻̦̞̬̺̮̰͐ŕ̼͙̲͗͆́ ̓̃̊̌ͦͬͤ͏͎H̞ͯ̎̔͌ͪ͑̚a̮̟̜̮̦͗̈́ͭͫͫͧ͞ṳ̴̻̥͖͇̙̗̒̒͒̈́ẗ̪́ ̬͇̪͕͎̮̇ṣ̝̜̄̚͜o̪̱̩͇ͯ͛̚w̸͖̣̝̭͍̲̒i̮̳̮̩ͪ͑͆̄̿͆̿e͖̗̥͇s͓͇̗̎́̃͘ô̶̟̦͖̳͋.̗͔̻̗͜ ̥̙̾͐̀ͪ͂͒͝Ȋ̸͔͚̜͖ͣͭc̶ͥ̂h͔̟̩ͤ̃͒ͦ́ ̡̭͕̻͙̣̇ͤͫ̀ͥ̿̚s̵̺͙̎͑ͮ̿ḙ͕̘͋̏̓̓t̩͛͒̂̔ͮ͜z̧͙̹͖͚͇̲͙ͬ̊̆t̬̣̲́̏͗̾̒͆ͦ̀ͅ ͓d̼̻̰̃͋͑̐̿ͥ͒̀e͕͚̞ͭn̟̰̜̟͔͛̉̓ͥ ͈̥͍͈̐ͯͩ̈́̎̏̄K͇̲͍̩̝̰̄̎̒̏͋͐͘ä͕̲̞̟̭̺̓s͔̺e̹̬̘̭̯ͅ ̱̩͕̈a̬̙̗̩ͭ̂̑ͧ̉͂uͯ̌̄f̨̙͈̫̠͔͉͍̊ͪ̿ͨ̃̓̈ ̝̘̄ͬ̾̎̀se͍̣̜̙̩͕̬̎ͯ͂̄i̿̽̑ͫ̄̒͢n̙̬̤̭͉̞̗̓͆̿͗͠ẽ̈̑̈̕r̸͎̓̇ ̰͈̥͙͍̎ͬ̇̔ͬ̌͠Ḣ̸̬̫̣̙͆̈́ằ͔̦̻̦̙͎ͪ̔̔ͬ͌̕u̴͍̮̟̤͓̅͂͆̿t̖̺͐͆̓̆̄̈ ̶̼͇̜̤̜̫̭ͨͭj͔͍̳̣̥̹̖ͩͫ͊͂̅ͤͤe̬̝͈̙̠̜͇ͤͮ͗̓̔t̶ͤ̽ͦz̼̯͓̘̼̩ͩͬ͑̒t̴͈̩̳͙̽͌ͪͧ̚.̴̳͈̳̭͈̪͋̓̃͛ ͎̼͇̳͎͎̣ͤ̅͛͘Į̦͇̙̭̝̀͒͗c̫͕͓ͬ͆ͥͮ͘ĥ̦͚̣͓̮̯̏ͮ̏̄ͨͯ ̰̩̜̐̈́͌̽j̟̪̤̬̝̤̅e̖̹̳̱̝̰ͥͤ̐ͥt̢͈͍̯̙͐̊͐̿̿ͅz͉̫͛͌ṫ̴͈̌̔̏ͩ ̌̈́̄ͮͦ͒ͦg̩̣̯͉̬̿̏ͩĕ̲͈͗ͪ̾͑͊̍s̷̗̼͉̱̉ͣ̓a̤͈̬̠̹̜̬͌̎̋͊̊͡g̻ͦt͓̜͖̭̩̫͖͂,̝̭̖̳̦͛̒̊̓̍̐͜ ͓͓t̪̝̣̟̋̈̉̽u͎̭̯͎̰̾̍ͥ̂̋n̵̞̖͍̂͌ͭ̈ ̣͖̄̓̃̊̽̈͊S̹̙i̵̗͔͓̲̥͓̪e͇̙̫͐͌ͬ̎ ̷̩͓̦̜͚̅̽͂ͨ͋e͙͈̝͚̥̠͘s̰̫̼̜̥̈́̇ͩͥ͑ ̟̳̝̮̱j̹̤̪e̒t̽̽͒ͤ̽z̛͖ͧ͋ͬ̑̑t̩̣͇̯̥̱̿ͨ̾̋!̤͓̮̻͔̺ͫͮ̅ͅ ͓̔ͭͯ̓ͮJ̨̙̘̿̈́ͅȁͤ̈͏͈͓̘j̰̦̹̹͍̺̳å̤̟͙̍̑j̞̫̏ä͎̦̝́̈́͊͒j̴̏͛̄̅a̦͖͕͙̙̤ͪ̒ͫ͒͛̑́͝j̧̼̯̻̘̞͖̔a͚̖͗ͪ!̻̭̣̰̥̖ͧͬ͆̈̽

[Lotion Soronarr]

Do I look happy to you? Do I?

[mousestalker]

"Can not unsee what has been seen."

[Divine Justinia V]

Come back next time

[Lotion Soronarr]

Me? In danger? In MY forest? You are funny, human.

[smoke and mirrors]

Solid gold baby !

[Chashan]

Your exhaust has developed sentience and literacy, beware!

[Lotion Soronarr]

Heretics. I need heretics to purge!

[Derpy]

"dat gold"

[Chashan]

Heretics. I need heretics to purge!

 

(Classy as it is, I wish dat cigar the man drew were a bit more obvious, resized to avy-limit. )

 

Mad Thanks Deployed, mwarr.

[riesenwiesel]

"No one shall ever find out I forgot to bring any ammo."