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[Just My Moniker]

*Power Swing* "Stupid over-encumbrance," *Power Swing*

[Abraham_uk]

Does anyone remember the 1980's and 1990's when everyone wanted to be a ninja.

Heck even Vanilla Ice did a rap about ninjas.

 

Sigh.

These days everyone wants to be a zombie.

 

Well this Moniker is keeping the dream alive!

Assassin's Creed in 1700's Japan!

[Abraham_uk]

How to use a gun.

 

Step 1: Stop moving.

Step 2: Look at your inventory, whilst the whole world freezes.

Step 3: Pull out your gun from your invisible backpack.

Step 4: Point the gun at the floor but do not have the finger on the trigger yet. Otherwise you might shoot your foot.

Step 5: Swivel around till you're facing an enemy.

Step 6: Move your arms upwards till you are pointing at the enemy.

Step 7: After firing 2 shots, walk backwards very slowly.

Step 8: Fire 2 extra shots.

Step 9: Damn it! I'm out of ammo!

Step 10: Grab your knife and slice the enemy.

[smoke and mirrors]

Does this armor make me look fat ?

[Abraham_uk]

 

Excuse me Duke!

 

 

 

No welcome for a veteran 90's action hero spewing out 80's one liners!

Oh and no smoking!

[ObserverStatus]

I know I disappointed a lot of people that time, I just don't give a fak.

[smoke and mirrors]

I can`t start my day without a cup of sugar .

[Abraham_uk]

 

Excuse me lady!

 

Excuse me!

What do I keep telling you?

No smoking!

Get out before I call security!

 

Uh oh. Smoking lady has a gun.

You know what. You can smoke as much as you like.

[The Love Runner]

Gearbox better not give me the shaft like 3D Realms did, especially after the Aliens: Colonial Marines fiasco.

[smoke and mirrors]

I should be wearing amo gear not shiney armor .

[smoke and mirrors]

Go ahead try me

[Abraham_uk]

Sorry.

You're not allowed to show smoking on the television.

 

Can't you have the protagonist eat a candy stick instead?

[Derpy]

"BALLS OF STEEL"

[smoke and mirrors]

I am the muffin man !

[Sir DeLoria]

I am the Duke's true arch nemesis.

[Derpy]

"I am really Dominus"

[Drone223]

Duh yes.

[Divine Justinia V]

Why do I look like something out of Squidbillies

[Abraham_uk]

Hi Batman!

 

The Joker and I are replacing you!

You will be replaced with an oscar winning performer!

 

 

[Derpy]

"Its *** kicking time!"

[Giant ambush beetle]

Good thing my brain cancer doesn't affect my eyes LOLZ. 

[Abraham_uk]

I'm not a Na'vi

I'm not a Smurf

I'm not an Andorian

I'm not a Bolian

 

I am a human in a costume and body paint.

Sorry to disappoint.

[Derpy]

"I must spin more uranium."