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[Lotion Soronarr]

It is night. I'm in a poorly lit bar. But the sunglasses aren't coming off. Rule of Cool must be mantained!

[Gravisanimi]

You want to know why I wear a helmet? My face is stuck like this.

 

_{(Hint for mine: Go to the profile)}

[Drone223]

I'm kind of bored.

[smoke and mirrors]

All my evil henchman are oranges .

[Abraham_uk]

Excuse me officer.

 

I caught this guy smoking inside a public establishment!

 

What do you mean you can't be bothered to make an arrest?

This guy broke the law!

[Lotion Soronarr]

That guy just farted.

[Abraham_uk]

The ladies love men who smile.

 

No one can out smile me.

[Abraham_uk]

I didn't, bit I'm about to...

[Kaiser Arian XVII]

You never liked my comments. Now you die!

[Deathangel008]

a last wish...?

[Abraham_uk]

Where is the light switch?

[themikefest]

Looks like I may win the prize for holding my breath the longest.

[Farci Reprimer]

"If I keep my face completely motionless, with luck I have still perfectly smooth skin when I turn 55...."

[Abraham_uk]

Am I holding the right blade?

 

What are you?

 

A humanoid?

A beast?

A daemon?

[Abraham_uk]

I'm not in the mood for laughing!

[Sir DeLoria]

Dodge this!

No, I don't care if that's the wrong movie.

[Abraham_uk]

I love red scarves!

Especially when they're floating around me!

[Deathangel008]

i want to see whats left from me, but i don´t want to move my head.

[Sjpelke]

And you thought you could just sneak up on me..eat this