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[Kaiser Arian XVII]

Curved Swords. CURVED SWORDS!

[smoke and mirrors]

Don`t look at the potion on my shoulder .

[Dominus]

Mirror Mirror on the post, who's the one who smokes the most?

[Kaiser Arian XVII]

The Dark Lord of Abyss is not pleased.

[Abraham_uk]

I make potions and sell them to chemists at extortionate prices.

 

Want the epic cure to cancer?

That will cost $1,000,000,000.

[smoke and mirrors]

I am not ugly i just like my helmet .

[Abraham_uk]

I am not a magical portal to another realm!

I am not a judge of beauty!

I am not a clairvoyant!

I do not have magical powers!

 

I am just a mirror!

[Balbock]

My new helmet will stop everyone who want to read my mind. This will give me a great advantage ov...

 

 

Wait a second...

 

What do I read here...

 

It looks like my thoughts about my new Helmet.

 

 

This is impossible. The Helmet should prevent this. The marketeer promised this to me...

 

 

THIS FILTHY ______ (already censored by the one who thought this) BETRAYED ME! I WILL FIND HIM AND GET MY GOLD BACK!

 

 

Now please stop writing down my thoughts. I want to swear some more...

 

 

 

 

(Edit: Nearly got 'd twice before I could post this...)

[Abraham_uk]

Hey guys! Check out my smart phone!

 

 

It sends out sparks of electricity!

It deploys fire missiles!

It deploys ice missiles!

It can hack robots and synthetic AI!

It can also deploy medicine!

It can turn me invisible!

It can hack any electronic door security feature!

It can deploy combat drones!

It can create an orange coloured holographic shield to protect its user!

It can deploy a holographic version of its user!

 

 

What do you mean can it make phone calls?

Of cause it can make phone calls! It's a phone!

Keelah!

[smoke and mirrors]

Lets get this straight i wasn`t an adventurer and my knee`s fine.

[Abraham_uk]

Let me get this straight!

 

I am a mirror!

All I do is show peoples reflections!

 

Nothing else!

Just reflections!

[smoke and mirrors]

HELP  has anyone got a can opener ?

[Abraham_uk]

Okay.

I am tired of people coming up with all these misconceptions about mirrors.

 

I am going to make a Youtube video in the hopes that these trolls will stop asking me stupid questions.

Once I've cleared up the misconceptions, people will stop asking stupid questions right?

[Deathangel008]

my mother is what?!?

[Abraham_uk]

Hey Shepard.

 

You know I said I once did a perfume commercial on Thessia?

Here it is.

[RZIBARA]

I used to be an adventurer like you, then I took an arrow in the knee

[Abraham_uk]

Hmm.

How do I tell her I'm spiderman?

 

I know. I'll web shoot her!

 

 

Spiderman.

Pulling women since 1962.

[AresKeith]

I said back off

[Abraham_uk]

Hey Cassandra.

 

What do you think of this team I've amassed?

What do you mean you're not impressed?

 

 

Okay this team doesn't have Hawke or the Hero of Ferelden but it's still a good team.

[Abraham_uk]

Nemesis!

Again!

 

How many times must I take you down?

[Abraham_uk]

I have held this pose for ages.

My arm aches.