I invented the knee-guard, so that I would never have to become a guard. (Patent pending.)
What is the above person's avatar thinking?
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#21476
Posté 10 mai 2014 - 02:45
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Retour en haut
#21480
Posté 10 mai 2014 - 02:54
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There is going to be a film about me!
It's going to be called Dragon Age Inquisition!
Samuel L Jackson will be playing me of course.
Morgan Freeman will be the narrator.
It's going to be an awesome film!
By the way folks.
Everyone wants me to remove my helmet.
This is what I look like without the helmet.
I wear the helmet because it's part of the uniform.
I don't wear it to hide my face.
- smoke and mirrors aime ceci
#21481
Guest_OneWomanArmy_*
Posté 10 mai 2014 - 03:03
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Am I a woman without the helmet??? Is that why I wear it???
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#21482
Posté 10 mai 2014 - 03:08
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If I'm covered in zombie blood, do I become a zombie?
#21483
Posté 10 mai 2014 - 03:12
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"I swear, if the Dragonborn kites one more dragon to Whiterun, I quit. I'll sell cabbages with my wife if I have to, nothing is worth this."
#21484
Posté 10 mai 2014 - 03:16
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I'll be watching you with my eyes shut.
Umm. Don't question how that works.
I have Observer Status for a reason.
#21485
Posté 10 mai 2014 - 03:34
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No lollygagging, you bastard!
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#21487
Posté 10 mai 2014 - 04:22
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"Is that Justin Bieber coming out of your headphones? Time to die..."
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#21488
Posté 10 mai 2014 - 05:30
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The Batman animé cartoon is now the most popular animé cartoon in Japan and South Korea.
I am so pleased to play Catwoman in this show.
I'd like to thank:
The makers of the show
The producer
The director
The animators
The editor
The conceptual artists
My fellow voice actors
My family
My friends
My pet dog
My pet cat
My pet hamster
My butler
My school teacher
[List goes on for a bit]
Most of all, I'd like to thank the fans of this show!
Thank you!
Thank you all!
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#21489
Posté 10 mai 2014 - 05:33
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"I used to be an adventurer like you...but then I took an arrow to the elbow."
Dragonborn: "Yes yes ye...wait...your elbow?"
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#21490
Posté 10 mai 2014 - 05:37
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Batman used to be a crime fighter like me.
But then he suffered a bunch of injures including getting his back broken.
Joseph Gordon Levitt and I now fight crime together!
#21493
Posté 10 mai 2014 - 06:00
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I'm in a daring mood.
I'm egging you on.
Come on. I double dare you.
Say what again.
#21494
Guest_OneWomanArmy_*
Posté 10 mai 2014 - 06:28
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Don't move! I have to body search you Sir..
#21495
Posté 10 mai 2014 - 06:32
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Airport security is so outdated.
Those guards are so blinded by their helmets, they can't even see me pointing a gun at them.
#21496
Posté 10 mai 2014 - 06:33
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"Iron sword, eh? What are you fighting, butterflies?"
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#21497
Posté 10 mai 2014 - 06:36
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I am the queen of fashion, and I look fabulous.
#21499
Posté 10 mai 2014 - 06:42
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Oh look.
They finally noticed the lady pointing a gun.
You're lucky this is a toy gun.
#21500
Guest_OneWomanArmy_*
Posté 10 mai 2014 - 06:57
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I want a new helmet! I'm tired of this one!!
