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[Balbock]

"Get rekt, son!"

 

Yes, it is nonsense and entirely nonprofessional to think something like that but sometimes I need a little bit of fun in this job.

[Abraham_uk]

My name is not "Tali Zorah".

 

Why do people keep calling me that?

 

 

I am an honorary N7 Special Forces soldier.

[Straw Nihilist]

Then I got to thinking, maybe I'm the dragonborn and I just don't know it yet.

[RZIBARA]

I just want to sleeeeeeeeppppp

[Just My Moniker]

"Peter let go of me."

 

Peter: "I cant my hands are now stickied to your dress. If I let you go Id rip it off."

 

*Mischievous look appears on Peter's face*

 

"Dont you dare, Peter!"

[Abraham_uk]

Abe. Stop it.

 

I am not Catwoman!

[Straw Nihilist]

Arrow to the knee etcetera, etcetera. 

[Liamv2]

OH GOD I CAN'T SEE!!! I'VE GONE BLIND!!!!!!

[Abraham_uk]

People ask me "what are you?" I tell them "I have no idea."

[Revan]

Die, tomato stealer!

[smoke and mirrors]

I know Fem Hawke looks better

[Liamv2]

You can't see your reflection? VAMPIRE!!!!! KILL IT!!!!!!

[Abraham_uk]

As a mermaid I found it hard to walk.

[smoke and mirrors]

Is that what Liam is Abe ?

 

 

I think i am lost in the wilds .

[Sir DeLoria]

Where is the smoke?

[Kaiser Arian XVII]

I can't get rid of this loneliness blues.

[Drone223]

Touch my crown and you'll regret it!

[smoke and mirrors]

Who you gonna call Ghostbusters !

[Vien Quitonm]

Must everyone gaze down upon me?

[Kaiser Arian XVII]

Yo. I'll imprison eat your soul inside myself.

 

Note: that is not a crown

[superdeathdealer14]

If you want the crown, then you'll have to kill me for it.

[Kaiser Arian XVII]

Don't look at me. I'm not Thane Krios.

[Zobo]

It's nice to use a gun once in a while this days.

[Abraham_uk]

For freedom!
 

Freedom: noun
Meaning: Betraying your friends and committing mass murder to start a war between mages and templars.