"I used to be an adventurer like you.... but then I took an arrow to the knee"
*gets decapitated*
"I used to be an adventurer like you.... but then I took an arrow to the knee"
*gets decapitated*
![]()
Today is a good day.
I finally had vengeance on that Skyrim guard who kept complaining about his knee.
Skyrim Guard:
You killed my fellow guardsman!
By the law of Mother Skyrim you shall be punished!
you should go away...
Guest_OneWomanArmy_*
yeah.. you know it.. you want me baby..
Don't call me "baby".
"Did someone steal your sweetroll?"
Guest_OneWomanArmy_*
This is so romantic, its almost about to rain and he is nowhere to be found! LOL
What do you think of my new look?
Guest_OneWomanArmy_*
But I AM smiling!
I am cosplaying as Jill!
She is such an easy character to cosplay!
She wears regular clothes!
![]()
I'm loving this new helmet!
I can finally breathe!
'Helmet or no-Helmet' is the question!
Guest_OneWomanArmy_*
Ugh!..
Two to the knees, one to the face.
Bullets do nothing to me.
I am a vampire!
On the subject of bullets, do you have any silver ones?
I have an ancient nemesis who keeps giving me grief.
Guest_OneWomanArmy_*
Hahaha... now EVERYONE can see me SMILE!!!
Okay.
How many photos do you need to take?
I've got to take my children back home from school.
You got a perty mouth prisoner
Ayeeee!
Me "The Fonze" am an epic wizard.
How do you think I was able to jump the shark?
Guest_OneWomanArmy_*
Heh! I like you!
Say what again! Say what again! I dare ya, I double dare you ************ say what one more god damn time!
cool story bro.
Guest_OneWomanArmy_*
Waaaaiiit!!! I'm cooomiiing....
For you, I shall make you the finest sandwich in all of Thedas.
However, I have one small favour to ask in return.
Join us in the Inquisition.
Help us save Thedas from the fade!