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[Just My Moniker]

Edit: THREE WAY NINJA COLLISION!

 

 

I like to point my gun at stuff. Particularly zombie heads but any head will do.

[Deathangel008]

what did you just say? my eyes are too big? well, i don´t give a damn on your opinion.

[Sir DeLoria]

Hmm, my outfit isn't exactly good for combat...

[The Love Runner]

I'm Emo Peter in comic book form...

[Deathangel008]

you´ll lose this fight.

[Balbock]

I hate spiders!

 

Damn you delay on the flamethrower shipment!

[Kaiser Arian XVII]

Why I am paralyzed? I'm supposed to shoot son of a guns right now!

[Versus Omnibus]

We demand this statue of the Prime Minister be replaced by one of our nation's hero; Elf Monster!!

 

 

*Holy crap, the colors match the flag!! XDDD

[RZIBARA]

Can I get out of this crap?

[Sir DeLoria]

Jeez Flash, I'm the real Peter, that guy was Butch DeLoria, the greaser from Fallout.

[Abraham_uk]

Guys.

 

I have never committed adultery in my life.

Honest.

[Versus Omnibus]

I'm performing the music video "Arrow to the Knee" by Skyrim Guard.

[Chashan]

Cease to make war, or we'll come over and bring "peace" to you.

[Abraham_uk]

Yes, yes!

 

That would do nicely!

[Sir DeLoria]

This Hold ain't big enough for the two of us...

[Abraham_uk]

I'm performing the music video "Arrow to the Knee" by Skyrim Guard.

 

Check out this tune.

 

 

 

 

The above person's avatar is thinking.

 

"Hey ladies. My name is Hugh Hefner.

Welcome to my mansion!"

[Balbock]

In this black book with the strange red symbols on it I have found some great magician tricks.

 

This will help my career as magician a lot.

 

 

Here look the best one: I now can take my head from my body and hold one half in each hand. That is amazing!

 

...

 

I think I have discovered a problem. There is no description in the book how to reverse the trick.

[Abraham_uk]

I've discovered a new omnitool function.

 

It's called "I win."

 

Energy Drain - I win

Incinerate - I win

Overload - I win

Cryo Blast - I win

Sabotage - Geth lose

Combat Drone - Chitika wins

Sentry Turret - I win

Unity - I win

Tactical Cloak - I win

Tech Armour -That Turian Sentinel wins.

 

Man this omnitool is made of winning!

[Kaiser Arian XVII]

one head, two heads, three heads...

[Abraham_uk]

For freedom!

[RZIBARA]

I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I CUT YOUR F*CKING HEADS OFFFF

[Abraham_uk]

Hey Stacie. I have a cheeky little request.

 

Can you get bitten by a radioactive spider?

 

I have 6 villains to face and I don't think I can do it on my own.

[themikefest]

Is your chest bigger than mine?