I'm not just any old wand.
I'm the wand that was used by Tommy Cooper.
Now watch me transform this hat into a fez! Just like that!

I'm not just any old wand.
I'm the wand that was used by Tommy Cooper.
Now watch me transform this hat into a fez! Just like that!

Guest_OneWomanArmy_*
Arrrrrgghhhhh... this is so frustrating!!!!!!
Is your city besieged by zombies, with the entire population and infrastructure ravaged?
Then it's too late.
I suppose I could shoot a few thousand zombies for fun.
Either way, your city is finished. Sorry.
Guest_OneWomanArmy_*
Come on! Come on you imbeciles!
My gun's better than yours.
Lights, camera, action!
Guest_OneWomanArmy_*
Yeaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!
No lights.
No cameras.
Lots of action!
Come at me broooooo!
Bronies!
The best clique on the Internet!
Guest_OneWomanArmy_*
Yes!! We won!!!!!
The Clique Rebellion is futile!
Hello.
My name is "player character".
I'm white.
I'm male.
I'm in the 30-49 age group.
I am in peak physical health.
I'm tall, dark and handsome.
I know a bit of brawling and I am good at shooting.
I'm very athletic and agile.
Oh and I have a tragic backstory along with an addiction.
@Kaiser Arsakes. How many of the above boxes does your avatar tick?
Guest_OneWomanArmy_*
Come and get me! I dare you!
Get these zombies away from me
Guest_OneWomanArmy_*
No I will not show you my face! Now get the hell out of here or I will kill you!!
I always show my face.
It comes with the "damned zombies" expression.
I'm so excited to cosplay as The Heavy from Team Fortress 2!
It's the Halloween Special!
Must start screaming!
Must start screaming!
Ahhhhhhhh!
We the Templars shall defeat the Assassins at Brazil!!
Celestial gundam, AWAY!
Only I can be this classy in diapers.
Guest_TheDarkKnightReturns_*
This what I get for stealing Zerc's pipe.
EVERYTHING IS BATMAN!!! EVERYTHING IS COOL WHEN YOU'RE BATMAN!!! EVERYTHING IS BATMAN!!! BECAUSE I'M BATMAN!!!
Guest_OneWomanArmy_*
Yay!!