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[Giant ambush beetle]

''I'm bicolored you fool, white is not a color.''

[Beerfish]

"This is my 'pensive' look, now to add the lip bite..."

[xAmilli0n]

My mustache...its so...magnificent... *tears up*

[Brian ofthe Dialogue Wheel]

This is my ass-kicking hairbow.

[Kaiser Arian XVII]

Guts ain't a real warrior, I am.

[Brian ofthe Dialogue Wheel]

I don't screw around with spiders.

[Abraham_uk]

Ahhhh! It burns!

[Brian ofthe Dialogue Wheel]

[Abraham_uk]

Instructor that looks like Jill Valentine: Okay everyone.

This is how not to wield a gun.

Okay, hands up if you know what I'm doing wrong?

 

 

Student: You've got the safety cap on.

 

 

Instructor: Well that was done for safety reasons. Not the answer I was looking for.

 

Student: You've got loose strands of hair in front of your face.

 

Instructor: Hmm. That's a fair point but not the answer I was looking for.

 

Student: The lights are dim, preventing you from seeing the target board.

 

Instructor: Good answer but not what I was looking for.

 

Student: You're clearly allergic to that foundation that you've put on your face. BHT is also known for causing liver and kidney problems. In my experience it makes my skin itch like crazy.

 

Instructor:  Good answer but not what I was looking for.

 

Student: You're supposed to hold the pistol with two hands?

 

Instructor: Well done.

 

Student: Seriously though. BHT is very, very dangerous!

 

Instructor: Enough! Ugh! I didn't ask for your opinion on cosmetics!

 

Student: I studied dermatology and toxicology.

 

Instructor: I don't care! Shall we continue with the lesson?

[CrimsonN7]

I don't like taking penalties.

[PresidentVorchaMasterBaits]

my hair sucks. 

[Liamv2]

I wonder if I could kill someone with my guitar.

[Giant ambush beetle]

 

''Hahaha......I can't read.... ''

[Abraham_uk]

my hair sucks.

Her hair is awesome.

 

 

Woldan is thinking...

 

My hair is awesome too.

[The Love Runner]

Now you get to see my wacky hair IN HD!!

[Abraham_uk]

Dear grim, grey, dark brown games.

 

Please introduce more colours!

Lots of colours.

Follow my lead. My world is as vibrant as a rainbow!

 

Sincerely

 

Ratchet and Clank

[Beerfish]

No those are not my ears.

[The Love Runner]

I say, I say, I find it strange that the addiction21 fellow also has a chicken avatar...

[Abraham_uk]

I will repair you.

First I will go to University to study robotics.

Then I shall put you together!

In 4 years time you'll be as good as new.

[Giant ambush beetle]

 

''Yes, I have the thousand-yard stare and can't turn it off, deal with it. ''

[Abraham_uk]

Hey! I'm getting changed!

[Brian ofthe Dialogue Wheel]

"Why DID the chicken cross the road?"

[Giant ambush beetle]

 

''You call this hell? This is my HOME! ''