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Who? Who is up there?
Guest_OneWomanArmy_*
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Who? Who is up there?
Don't deny it.
You want bum bum.
Guest_OneWomanArmy_*
Now listen to me very carefully!
Damn, the 2nd time this week I have a frisbee stuck in my hair.
I wish I could fly like that.
Guest_OneWomanArmy_*
hmmm.... maybe...
My gun has some weird-ass poison in it
Guest_OneWomanArmy_*
Yes you can hire me for the murder of your husband.. but it will cost you 30.000 big ones!
Go ahead, run. I'll even give you a head start.
5, 4, 3 - *bang*
Guest_OneWomanArmy_*
What do you think of this mustache? Need another run with the curling iron you think?..
You look pretty small from where i stand !!!
Guest_OneWomanArmy_*
Whoaaa... did she say "bum bum"???
Ever wondered what my other arm is doing?
Going though my inventory to find a green herb.
I can multi-task you see.
Dear BSN.
Surely you can come up with more imaginative jokes regarding Jill Valentine!
No references to mercenaries yet? What is up with that?
Oh and come on. You've barely scratched the surface of the material you could cover!
No Capcom jokes. I am not holding this pose for several months to get lously remarks about inventory.
Abraham_uk. That green herb joke wasn't funny. You can do better than this.
That multi-task reference is not even applicable. The games don't allow you to simultaneously shoot zombies and go into your inventory.
Also you failed to mention that when you play Resident Evil games all guns are always wielded with two hands. Heck you physically stop moving just to shoot foes.
Sigh. Come on guys.
Sincerely
One Woman Army
p.s. That joke about BHT in makeup was terrible and offensive. You should be ashamed of yourself.
Little known fact.
I twerk.
I have twerked over.... thirty times.
I think.
Oh you want me to say "over nine thousand". Well forget it. It's not my catchphrase. It's just a thing I said that one time.
Guest_OneWomanArmy_*
No... I must learn to say no...
Say what again, I dare you!
I used to be an okay assassin.
Then I got in contact with a video game developer.
Now I am an amazing assassin in ninja gear with supernatural abilities.
Guest_OneWomanArmy_*
Why do I have this above my head? I have been very bad!! Remove it now!!
For goodness sake. I am not Samuel L Jackson.
I do not talk or sound like Samuel L Jackson.
Say Samuel again! I dare you! I double dare you!