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[Deathangel008]

finally, a new avatar

[Melee or Die]

"Note to self: there are no light switches in tombs. Raid with caution."

[ObserverStatus]

"There is no greater freedom than the right to survive and protect our families with all the rifles, shotguns, and handguns we want."

[Abraham_uk]

You see.

 

I may be a brutal martial artist, but I also have a soft side too.

[AresKeith]

Get away from my little sister, Zombie!!

[Chewin]

 

"Guns have same principle as a condom. I'd rather have one and not need it, then need it and not have one."

[Abraham_uk]

So let me get this straight.

 

You picked a guy who destroyed a city to be superman over me.

I have never killed a single person.

I've saved plenty of lives.

 

Sigh. Is it because of my goatee?

Fine! I'll shave.

 

I'm annoyed that I won't be in the Justice League.

I make a fantastic Superman.

[Sir DeLoria]

I am madness, I am your nightmares incarnate.

[Melee or Die]

"'Ey, what did I tell you?! *takes a puff* I got this, mannn!"

[Abraham_uk]

Oh for crying out loud.

This is supposed to be a moving gif, not a still image.

Go to her profile page to find out the story...

 

It is the story of a Danish woman who fought during the zombie apocalypse and came out alive.

Her goal was to protect a little girl who had the cure to the zombie virus...

 

 

During that time she had to deal with annoying kids with "skinny voices" who shouted and screamed profanities at her.

She had to deal with mobsters who were trying to control the resources in Denmark.

 

 

 

She had to deal with government corruption and police brutality.

 

 

But worst of all, she had to deal with an insurance salesperson who kept pestering her on the phone. (Oh the humanity!)

 

Thanks to her efforts, she helped cure the zombie virus and took out the mobsters.

Now she has come to The Bioware Forum to tell the world her epic (not at all fictional  ) story.

[Sir DeLoria]

This my friend is a 9mm semi-automatic handgun...of pure awesomeness!

[Abraham_uk]

Do you know what trumps automatic and semi-automatic?

 

Self aware manual spontaneous good looking hunk with an eye for the ladies.

 

 

What do you mean I'm only a minor character in Fallout 3?

Will I make an appearance in future Fallout games?

No? Why Bethesda? Why?

[Sir DeLoria]

(Well, Butchie's at least one of the few companions and even becomes literally invincible at higher levels )

I am the epic, glorious BW forum afro-ninja. And with my insanely fast posting I will make my victims have to rewrite their precious messages!

[Divine Justinia V]

Is this a loaded gun or am I just happy to see you?

[Abraham_uk]

I've found a weapon with infinite ammo.

Zombies are going to regret going after me.

 

 

DeLoria. I reacted to your post in the most silly way possible.

I edited my avatar.

[Melee or Die]

"Afro Samurai ain't got nothin' on me!"

[xAmilli0n]

Oh, did I die again?  Oops.

[Drone223]

Look pal you have 30 seconds to run.