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[Drone223]

I'm out of tricks.

[Melee or Die]

"DAT A_S!!!"

[Melee or Die]

*stares down opponent* "We shoot on 3. 1...2...*BANG* Dumba_s!"

[smoke and mirrors]

I can`t look as i shoot you in the face .

[Beerfish]

I am a rabbit, inside the hat, waiting to be let out of my confinement,

[Kaiser Arian XVII]

I'm tired of Roadrunner's shenanigans.

[themikefest]

Who took my head and shoulders hair shampoo?

[Melee or Die]

What an awesome joke! Tell me another! Quick!

You caught Goku when exhaustion set in. And because I am nothing but evil, here's a horrible joke that actually amused the hell outta me (emphasis on horrible):
What drug does a duck take? QUACK! Lmao! Nobody enjoys it but me.

And here's a classic with lots of practical uses and real world application:

There ya go, O-Dubs!

As for the avatar above:
"This isn't even my final form!"

[Abraham_uk]

I discovered the art of comedy and now I can't stop laughing!

Humans. Always finding new ways to surprise me.

[Fishy]

I don't know karate. What make you think so ?

[Abraham_uk]

Sure I may be small, but I'm no underdog.

 

Even the rottweilers are frightened of me.

Heh I stick my tongue out at you!

[Nate Assassin]

"Oh yeea"

[Abraham_uk]

I thought that my 1 horse power was something.

Then I started driving race cars.

[Drone223]

This isn't the costume I brought.

[Orian Tabris]

"Damn you 15s!"

[Cat Lance]

 "I wish they'd kiss me, they're so wonderful"

[Melee or Die]

"Ew kill it, KILL IT!... Wait, I'll kill it. Still ew, tho'."

[Melee or Die]

"Aw dude, you killed it! ...Wait do I have to kill you now?"
(Answer: No, you should not murder Goku).

[Drone223]

Edit: Very easy to get ninja'd in this thread

 

Best comedy ever!

[smoke and mirrors]

Guess whats in my hand ?

[Melee or Die]

"For an extra $19.99 I'll throw in this half-dead rabbit!"