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[Abraham_uk]

This gun has a lot of recoil.

That's why my other hand is protecting my face.

[VelvetStraitjacket]

Come at me, ******.

[Abraham_uk]

Random smoking nun: I am not a killer nun. I'm just a regular nun with a smoking habit.

Casting Director: Shame. Because we were thinking of including you in the next Hitman game.

[Melee or Die]

"Winter is coming...in about 6 months. Never too early to be fashionably prepared!"

[Abraham_uk]

You spin me right round, baby right round.

 

Okay, I'm feeling dizzy. Please put me down.

[Melee or Die]

Audition for black-clad ninja in Mortal Kombat X, take 3!

*Director yells across the set* "WE ALREADY HAVE 2! SEND 'EM ALL BACK!"

"You mother f-ers!"

[Abraham_uk]

Hmm.

What is up with that camera?

Why is it looking at me from some weird angle?

[Sir DeLoria]

I don't care how good Nightingale armor is, fashion is what really counts.

[Abraham_uk]

Hey, hey.

Why don't you become my Nightingale?

Aye?

 

[The lady in the Nightingale armour ignores the Tunnel Snake and snipes down a bandit wizard with her bow].

 

That's some pretty mean sharp shooting if I may say so.

I'm a good shot too.

 

[The lady in the Nightingale armour takes down another bandit, this time with a backstab].

 

Ohh. That's gotta hurt.

 

Stop ignoring me!

[ObserverStatus]

Look how quiet I can creep!

[Sir DeLoria]

Wow such spidr

Very Putin

Remove pls

Inspirashun ovrload

[Giant ambush beetle]

''You know, maybe that twig I'm chewing on is poisonous... Ooooh look, the air around me is turning green'' 

[Abraham_uk]

Hey Butch.

Get out! Get out now!

[lady_v23]

"make sure to capture my good side" 

[Abraham_uk]

Nightingale Ninja

Bat Ninja

and

Gun Capoeira Ninja

 

Join forces!

 

Let's do this!

[Drone223]

I'll be watching.

[AresKeith]

Get that light outta my face

[Abraham_uk]

Damn shrapnel.

 

Every time I shoot an explosive barrel I have bits flying towards my face.

[The Love Runner]

Please put some clothes on.