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[breakdown71289]

Good lord that's a big.....nevermind.

[Melee or Die]

"I wish I pushed the RT to shoot Udina's monkey-a_s!"

[CrazyRah]

That's it! You're DEAD!

[Fishy]

Ooooff that smell. Is that his secret weapons ?

[lady_v23]

"Ew. Get away from me, loser"

[Melee or Die]

"I hope Bruce doesn't mind me posin' for the paparazzi."

[VelvetStraitjacket]

Hmmm, tempted.

 

Oh, it's on.

[Melee or Die]

"I know she ain't lookin' at me like that!"

[Abraham_uk]

That is not what I said!

Subtitle guys! I don't care about Hot Pockets!

I don't even know what those are!

[breakdown71289]

Yes, it's true.....I just took a bath in vanilla ice cream.

[Abraham_uk]

Claire Redfield: Hey Shepard. Seriously. Whenever you talking wings and stars keep flashing.

It freaks me out every time. Go to a Doctor and get it checked!

 

Shepard: Yeah. I've been getting those ever since I was rebuilt by Cerberus.

 

Claire Redfield: Get those things removed! They're weird, creepy and ...

 

[Paragon symbol emerges].

 

Shepard: It's okay Claire. I'll get it sorted. I promise.

 

Claire Redfield: That sound effect is also off putting. Seriously why am I the only one to point this out?

 

[Renegade symbol emerges. Anticipating trouble, Claire points a gun at Shepard].

 

Claire Redfield: I'm sorry. [Jill looks away]. That star is freaking me out big time.

[breakdown71289]

Yes, what is that blue thing, and why is it not soaked in white!?

[Abraham_uk]

Shepard fan: I put so much time into this outfit. I even have a holographic projector that shows the paragon and renegade symbols.

Woh! What are you supposed to be?

 

Abraham: Ice Cream is a feeling. Would you like some Ice Cream?

 

Shepard fan: Umm no.

 

Abraham: I know you want to.

 

Shepard fan: Ewww. No! I should go.

 

Abraham: You have made an enemy today.

[Zobo]

Call me Jill one more time and I'm going to shoot you!

[Abraham_uk]

Hawke: You killed innocent people!

Anders: A means to an end.

Hawke: You started a massacre!

Anders: I started a revolution!

Hawke: You betrayed the larrrrr.

Anders: I betrayed the what now?

[The Love Runner]

I saw your receipt from yesterday. You went into the ice cream parlor across from mine...

(Overly Attached Ice Cream is scary.)

[breakdown71289]

Clank: Why so shy Ratchet? 

[Abraham_uk]

Shepard: What on Illium is that symbol?

Player: You're supposed to comfort Liara!

Shepard: Strange floaty thing. Another side effect from being rebuilt by Cerberus.

Player: Comfort Liara now! Damn this controller is unresponsive.

Shepard: What if I'm being controlled by all that Reaper tech Cerberus used? Perhaps Cerberus controls me? Maybe the Reapers control me?

Player: Wrong on both counts! I control you! Now do as I say.

Casey Hudson: You're both wrong. I control both you the player and Commander Shepard. Muh ha ha haaa!

[breakdown71289]

In response to your Casey Hudson comment 

 

MOAR ICE CREAM!

[Abraham_uk]

 Damn. Is he the guy behind Abraham's multiple plastic surgeries?

 

 I sure am.

 

Can you make Nemesis look pretty?

 

Honey. I can make Pizza Da Hutt look beautiful. Nemesis is a piece of cake.