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[Abraham_uk]

 I tell you what. If you make Nemesis look beautiful, then I'll go out with you. Deal?

 

 

It won't be too difficult. That said, I normally require a few days.

[themikefest]

I use to be on the cover of GQ magazine till I took an arrow in the knee

[Abraham_uk]

Remember folks. Do not be intimidated by job interviewers.

 

This is a Job interviewer's impressed face.

 

 

This is a job interviewer's unimpressed face.

 

This is the "well done you got the job" face.

 

This is the "get out of my office" face.

 

You can never know what the interviewer is thinking, so focus on putting your best foot forward and remember to "Keep Calm and Carry On."

[Abraham_uk]

Nothing. I don't need Nemesis.

I'll shoot a bajillion holes into him time and time again.

 

You claim to be the best plastic surgeon in the world.

I want proof.

Do the impossible. Make Nemesis beautiful.

 

Show me that you can walk the walk as well as you talk the talk, and then I'll go out with you.

[Melee or Die]

"Yup. They all want the D'!"

[breakdown71289]

I REALLY wanted that Hot Pocket!

[breakdown71289]

After looking at that mole.....I should go.

[Drone223]

Are those my wings?

[Drone223]

First Johnny the term is fiancé not "future wife" and second I'm not your fiancé so stay away from me.

[Melee or Die]

"English, mother f_cker! Do YOU SPEAK IT?!"

[Drone223]

I'm sick of hearing "OVER 9000!".

[Melee or Die]

"I'm not really afraid of you; I'm just afraid of catching that serious case of ugly, ya got goin' on!"

[Drone223]

I'm not telling you about my sex life Johnny.

[Drone223]

Oh gosh I shoot the wrong guy.

[Melee or Die]

"And this is why I don't use public restrooms..."

[Drone223]

Look don't hurt me, I was just going to the shop.

[Melee or Die]

"I'm surrounded by IDIOTSSSSS!!!"

[Drone223]

I wasted all that effort making the spirit bomb.