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[mousestalker]

I can shoot you with my hand covering my mouth!

[Abraham_uk]

I've been winning since 2011.

[themikefest]

Yes, I'm the one that ate your french fries. Whatch gonna do about it kid?

[breakdown71289]

Yes, i'm hot.....your point?

[Abraham_uk]

Shepard: Hey I'm still very much alive. I can still wield a variety of guns. I can still save the day.

New Shiny Protagonist: Sorry Shepard. Time to move on.

Shepard: I saved the galaxy three times. How many times have you saved the galaxy.

New Shiny Protagonist: Sorry pops. You should go.

Shepard: Did you just call me "pops"? Let me teach you a lesson in manners! 

 

[Red renegade star appears. You can guess the rest].

[Abraham_uk]

Damn. That's good work.

 

Nemesis looks less ugly.

Let me know when he looks pretty.

I can't wait.

 

 

By the way. How come Jill Valentine is on this Ten list and not me?

 

[Deathangel008]

i want you to die by my gun, but i dont want your blood on my face.

[Abraham_uk]

Are your swimming experiences dull?

Why not try the Lara Croft extreme swimming course?

Participants must be 18 or over and must provide proof that they can swim.

[Liamv2]

My arms have watermelons inside them.

[VelvetStraitjacket]

Over here, I got the goods!

[Abraham_uk]

So how is the progress on Nemesis?

 

Well see for yourself. I've made some alterations to his personality and voice too. Man. I've even given him a Scottish Accent.

So about the date.

 

[Nemesis now looks like Gerard Butler].

 

https://encrypted-tb...HsKsBX2hk6HDalZ

 

I am totally asking Gerard Butler out on a date. I mean damn he looks fine.

 

He isn't actually Gerard Butler. He's just a look alike.

 

Yeah but, damn. Thanks for the work. Oh boy. You're a miracle worker.

 

But I did this just to impress you.  My greatest masterpiece. I worked all day and night without a single minute of rest. I did this free of charge in the hopes you'd go out with me. 

You promised me we'd be going on a date. Come back Claire. I'll write you a poem next time. Buy you some flowers. I'll do anything.

[Kaiser Arian XVII]

I find your pathetic effort hilarious!

[Gravisanimi]

We will not "nuke it from orbit" what script are you reading?!

[mousestalker]

Why do I always start itching after I put this on?

 

I'm wearing more clothes than you'd think.

[Dominus]

Why does it always itch when I put this in?

(I'm going to hell for this post)

[Abraham_uk]

I'm not sure if you got the memo.

The apocalypse is not supposed to happen for another 10,000 years.

Ugh. War you're such a tool!

 

How am I supposed to clean this mess?

An entire multiverse in disarray because of you!

[Abraham_uk]

Claire Redfield: Nemesis. What do you think about your new look?

Nemesis: Me like new look very much. Me happy. Me look like Gerard Butler. THIS IS NEMESIS!

Claire Redfield: Okay... Well... This was good.

Nemesis: S.T.A.R.S!

Claire Redfield: S.T.A.R.S aren't around anymore.

Nemesis: Me like you Jill.

Claire Redfield: Right that's it. I've had enough! MY NAME IS CLAIRE REDFIELD!!!!

[xAmilli0n]

Why yes, I do work out.

[breakdown71289]

Yes, I am only comprised of two or three colors.....move along now.

[Abraham_uk]

I used to be a space marine like you, but then I took a laser to the everything.