*Ponders possible ways to strangle someone with a cordless phone*
"BUMBAAAAACOLTTTTTT, I'm high, mon!"
Dip me in chocolate ![]()
I'm hungry and angry
Yeah, King Midas turned my hair into gold, but now I can't change it back...
I'm gonna kill you so bad and ******-slap you with your own hand.
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If I keep starring at you in an angry way like this, then maybe you'll be running scared away!
Jill: Barry? You're alive! [Bug hug ensues]
Barry: Ha, ha. You thought I was a gonner. It was close though. I was almost run over by a zombie driving a pickup truck. I was almost a Barry Sandwich.
Jill: I think Jill sandwich has a better ring to it. ![]()
yes, this is a real gun. why do you ask?
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new one: another pleasant day of being Abraham_uk the strawberry.
My first experience in endorsement was advertising for Hot Pocket.
It was a good time. The film crew were asking autographs.
The director was so friendly.
Good times.
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My plastic surgeon is so fired.....
Jill: Why didn't you call Robert Rey? He actually knows what he's doing.
Abraham: He's too expensive. I went for some guy in a grim back alley with a cheap rate instead. ![]()
whoever painted me, his skills are low.
I want to join forces with Nathan Drake. We can both go on an epic adventure together.
No? Not going to happen? Sigh.
whoever painted me, his skills are low.
That was my artwork. ![]()
Also what makes you think I'm a "he"? I could be a "she". ![]()
Guest_OneWomanArmy_*
If I cant play with you guys.. then I'm going home to mope!
Guest_OneWomanArmy_*
Hey darling! Who are you going home with tonight?
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