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[Abraham_uk]

Dull Announcer: We were going to show you a non game play cinematic and a gameplay trailer for E3, but instead we decided to show you a still image.

Now listen to this boring guy [announcer points to himself] tell you what Capcom's intentions for Resident Evil 7 are.

 

 

Crowd: Booooo!

 

Dull Announcer: Oh booo yourselves. You're going to purchase Resident Evil 7 anyway so stop complaining.

[Sir DeLoria]

I should be the logo of the Ninja Gaiden franchise.

[The Love Runner]

You should see my hair IN HD!!

[Abraham_uk]

I remember the first time I went to Legoland, way back in 1996.

It was a magical experience.

 

Everything was awesome!

 

I still have a foam prop sword from my time there.

[Mako]

"How to appear before someone else's post that answers a specific question?"

[Dominus]

Can't get past the sloped mountains in Noveria?

Deal With It.

[themikefest]

Damn. I'm running late for my hair appointment. I need to kill this person before my hairstylist decides I'll be a no show

[The Love Runner]

I almost had to cancel your hair appointment. Quality hairstyling waits for no one!

[Farci Reprimer]

"Pointing a gun at the face is the best possible way to find out if the guy really likes you"

[Abraham_uk]

King: You and I have business of a most delicate matter.

One wrong move and millions could perish.

 

Foreign Envoy: Oh dear. Perhaps I should consult my advisor then.

 

King: Perhaps you should.

 

Foreign Envoy: Sire. I am new to this profession. Before I was a mere jester who would make fun of other peoples appearances. I'd look at still images and bombard people with metta humour. Now that there are no more jokes to tell and lives are at risk, I have no idea what to do.

 

King: Welcome to the world of politics my friend. Soon you shall be acquainted with....

 

[viewer switches off the TV].

 

Viewer: 10 episodes in. No action. Lots of talking. [Sigh]. Worst historical drama ever.

[Deathangel008]

i´ll troll you, but you cant see me because i´m a ninja.

[Abraham_uk]

The new Lara Croft.

 

The most progressive female character in gaming.

Instead of sporting guns, she sports a bow and pickaxe.

 

Such modern weaponry for modern times.

I don't know what weapons people will be wielding in World War 3, but World War 4 shall be fought with sticks and stones.

 

 

 

 

[P.s. I actually enjoyed the new Tomb Raider a lot. I used the bow all the time. It's humiliating to be an assault rifle wielding shocktrooper only to be taken down by a low tech arrow to the knee].

[The Love Runner]

Abraham: (In SpongeBob Voice for the entire scenario) All right, put the money in the bag!! PUT IT IN!!

Bank Teller: Will this be from your checking account or your savings?

Abraham: Uh, savings.

Bank Teller: May I please see some identification?

Abraham: Uh, sure.

*Bank Teller checks account*

Bank Teller: You currently have zero dollars and zero cents in both accounts.

Abraham: Oh.

Bank Teller: Next!

[Dominus]

Finally, I believe! I know that sounds like a Cat Poster, but it's true!

[Abraham_uk]

Dominus: Rahhh!

Kids! Why aren't you afraid?

You should be afraid!

Rahhhhh!

 

Kid: Aww. So cute. Daddy. Can I have a Dominus cuddly toy?

 

 

Abraham: (In SpongeBob Voice for the entire scenario) All right, put the money in the bag!! PUT IT IN!!

Bank Teller: Will this be from your checking account or your savings?

Abraham: Uh, savings.

Bank Teller: May I please see some identification?

Abraham: Uh, sure.

*Bank Teller checks account*

Bank Teller: You currently have zero dollars and zero cents in both accounts.

Abraham: Oh.

Bank Teller: Next!

I had money in both accounts.

 

Annnnnd it's gone .

[Abraham_uk]

I had a funny thing to say annnnnd it's gone!

Damn you zombie ninja troll!

[The Love Runner]

I'm typing up the letter E...and it's gon.

[Abraham_uk]

His body lies over the ocean.

His body lies over the sea.

His body lies over the ocean

So bring back his body to him

Bring back, bring back, oh bring back his body to him, to him.

 

I told you to bring back the minifigures body!

3, 2, 1 BANG.

[Sir DeLoria]

This is the fortune I have amassed in my 10 years of hard work...hold our stocks are plummeting!

Aaand it's gone.

[BadDad67]

Touch my hair and you DIE!

 

no... really, if you touch it, it will kill you.