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Looking like THIS, is the price I pay for being a bad dad
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Guest_OneWomanArmy_*
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Looking like THIS, is the price I pay for being a bad dad
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Pew Pew Pew Pew lazers
Guest_OneWomanArmy_*
*To the hairstylist* Look at this! What have you done? It's pink! It's pink!! I'm meeting my girl in 10 minutes!! What will she think!!!
Step away from my new sexy gun, DO IT NOW !!! I will do anything to keep it from your filthy grasp ![]()
You don't like my pink hair ?, DEAL WITH IT ![]()
Guest_OneWomanArmy_*
How can you make fun with my blue skin?? How????
Chris!
You're a zombie now?
Oh goodness. Sorry Chris... ![]()
Chris!
You're a zombie now?
Oh goodness. Sorry Chris...
It's okay, don't be sorry
it's simply the next step in evolution and i'm the first and greatest specimen.
Guest_OneWomanArmy_*
I'm.. fading... away.. my skin.. I look hideous!!!
This is the police surrender now!
I am soooooo stoned right now.
Stop calling me Zack!
I look nothing like Zack!
I must win this game of solitaire.
Uh huh......uh huh......zzzzzzzzz
"I hope they don't make me look fat in this painting..."
"Hey there good lookin'"
"As soon as they're done, I'mma killing some Templars."
I'm a man believe it or not, this is just a disguise.
*YAWN* "I'm sleepy..."
I'm tired.
This pie is banana, I ordered vanilla.
I was not prepared for this.
Guest_OneWomanArmy_*
Oh you... you always make me laugh...