I really need to buy a bigger top.
What is the above person's avatar thinking?
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#24478
Guest_OneWomanArmy_*
Posté 05 juillet 2014 - 10:10
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Why must I be so pretty?.. Being pretty is so exhausting...
#24479
Posté 05 juillet 2014 - 10:45
Abraham_uk
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You have the right to remain silent.
Anything you do say could be used against you in a court of law.
The court being me and the law being this gun.
#24480
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Posté 05 juillet 2014 - 11:03
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Uhm... I just started today and I have no clue what I am doing Sir... But if you wait a moment I will look in my manual for a step by step guide for how to use this computer...
#24481
Posté 05 juillet 2014 - 11:10
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Jill: Barry! Barry?
Oh Barry. You're still alive!
Barry: Urrrrrrrhhhh. Urrrrrrrhhhh.
[Bang!]
[Turns out Barry was pretending to be a zombie so as not to be eaten. Jill soon realises she made a mistake]
#24482
Posté 05 juillet 2014 - 11:24
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Viagra is a sham...it was there, and now it's gone
#24483
Posté 05 juillet 2014 - 11:31
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An important PSA from Safety Shattered.
Dangerously Shattered: Ahh mate I'm so shattered right now. I'm going to drive home and get some sleep.
Safely Shattered: Ahh mate I'm so shattered right now. I'm going to take the bus home then get some sleep.
[Loud car crash sound effect. You see the bright blue car wreckage].
THINK!
DON'T DRIVE TIRED!
#24484
Guest_OneWomanArmy_*
Posté 05 juillet 2014 - 11:32
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I'm fired? I'm fired??? How?? Why??? I only cost the firm 3 millions!!!! It could have been so much worse!!!
- Abraham_uk aime ceci
#24485
Posté 05 juillet 2014 - 11:36
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An important PSA from Safety Shattered.
Dangerously Shattered: Ahh mate I'm so shattered right now. I'm going to drive home and get some sleep.
Safely Shattered: Ahh mate I'm so shattered right now. I'm going to take the bus home then get some sleep.
[Loud car crash sound effect. You see the bright blue car wreckage].
THINK!
DON'T DRIVE TIRED!
Loved it 
To OneWomanArmy
Say my ass looks fat in these pants ONE more time.
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#24486
Posté 05 juillet 2014 - 11:38
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If Bay puts me in one of his Transformers films, we are going to have a huge problem!
- SafetyShattered aime ceci
#24487
Posté 05 juillet 2014 - 11:42
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Wife coming home? Browser history....and it's gone.
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#24488
Posté 05 juillet 2014 - 11:50
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I took care of your previous Avatar. I decimated him.
He brought an overused meme to Bioware Forums annnnnd he's gone!
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Posté 05 juillet 2014 - 11:50
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Ninjaed....
Dont mess with the Cobra gang!!!
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#24490
Posté 05 juillet 2014 - 11:57
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Did I fire one bullet, or 6? Well do you feel lucky punk? Do you?
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Posté 05 juillet 2014 - 12:05
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(What is your avi??? Besides that game cover? lol)
Blue blue blue? What is my colour?.... Blue? Is my colour Blue?.. Yes I think it's Blue...
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#24492
Posté 05 juillet 2014 - 12:08
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(Oh, it's from a game called persona 3 lol. It's the main character. If you haven't heard of the game look it up, it's fantastic.)
I'm like most people with guns, i aim for the head too....different head.
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#24493
Posté 05 juillet 2014 - 12:17
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^
SafetyShattered:
Persona 4.. I'm coming for ya!
#24494
Posté 05 juillet 2014 - 12:18
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I learnt how to play football from Luis Suarez.
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#24495
Posté 05 juillet 2014 - 12:19
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Can you handle THIS much awesome?
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#24496
Posté 05 juillet 2014 - 12:33
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Off to the big blue .... something
#24497
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Posté 05 juillet 2014 - 12:40
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Hey.. what's this coming up from my hat?? I didn't summon this!!! ****!!!
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#24498
Posté 05 juillet 2014 - 12:42
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Jill Sandwich recipe
Good quality 2 metre baguette.
Lots of lettuce and tomato
Bacon and chicken
Lots of mayonnaise
Then add some celery
Now add some lemon juice
Now add some turkey
Now add some more lettuce and tomato
Add some cucumber
Add some beef steak
More lettuce
More celery
Lots of tomato puré
To finish off, crush the damn thing as hard as you can.
Voila. You have Jill Valentine’s zombie killing diet in a sandwich.
Jill Valentine: That's my week's worth of food in one sandwich.
Barry: Best sandwich ever!
#24499
Posté 05 juillet 2014 - 12:43
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Off to the big blue .... something
HA! I love it, apparently my avatar is hard to come up with things for
I dont know...i just feel a little....BLUE 
#24500
Posté 05 juillet 2014 - 12:46
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I am Shale`s new boyfriend
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