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How does my hair look from the side? Is it okay?
Guest_OneWomanArmy_*
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How does my hair look from the side? Is it okay?
Fear the gun, Batman! FEAR IT!
Everyone makes fun of me.
Hey look guys.
I am the only Lego character that can operate those switches.
I have even saved Stan Lee a few times.
Now try enduring those horrendous laser beams without my shield.
She's thinking about--- *dies. suddenly and silently.*
Guest_OneWomanArmy_*
*Says in a seductive voice* Shephard... I'm in here... and... I have a surprise for you....
I'm in a new film.
It is a David Lynch film.
I can't tell you what it's about.
Not because of spoilers, but because I literally don't understand what's it's about.
Oh there is this one epic scene where I am posing with a gun upon a black backdrop.
I think the director was trying to make a statement about Hollywood. Either way it looks badass.
I'm commander Shepard and don't mention anything about bees.
I am not just any old android who can smash buildings.
I'm the bees knees. ![]()
They don't know it but I think I'm the first vampire specter.
Guest_OneWomanArmy_*
These aren't special bullets.
These are regular bullets.
If you're truly a vampire, these bullets won't hurt you.
[Fires a few shots].
Uh oh. Nicolas Cage truly is a vampire.
What do I do?
Oh I know. I'll recite the alphabet incorrectly. That will annoy him.
You don't say.
Guest_OneWomanArmy_*
I'm bored of this interrogation, so I'll just shot you an get it over with.
If only titanfall was better, more people would know who I was.
I finally got my big break.
This show is huge!
Massive!
I hope they don't kill me off.
P.s. This is not a spoiler as I have no idea what happens to this character.
I know only that a lot of people die in Game of Thrones.
Guest_OneWomanArmy_*
"Here, have my bullet."
Ugh. I forgot my sunblock.
My face is burning.
I'll stay out here for ages.
Try not to blush... try not to blu- oh what's the point, nobody will be looking at my face.
One does not simply comprehend what the Cage thinks.
The Seastone Chair... I must have it!
Liara: Hey Shepard?
Am I your favourite crewmate on The Normandy?
"Why are so many of my fans nerds? Jeez! Last time I let my fans choose the autograph venue..."
Guest_OneWomanArmy_*
OneWomanArmy: Hey Abe? Are you a TimeLord? Because every time I shoot you, you come back with a different face.