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[Abraham_uk]

Jill Valentine: You want me to join your squad?

Nicholas Shepard: Yeah. The other squadmates may have fancy tech, biotic and combat powers but they have never heard of the term "head shot".

Jill Valentine: I'm a headshot specialist.

Nicholas Shepard: Good because we're fighting the collectors. They're like zombies only smarter.

Stan Lee: What's my role?

Nicholas Shepard: I need you to shout Excelsior every time Jill gets a headshot.

Stan Lee: This has to be my best cameo since The Amazing Spiderman.

 

 

[A collector swarm attacks Nicholas Shepard].

 

Nicholas Shepard: Oh no! Not the bees! Not the bees!

[Nate Assassin]

"You don't say?"

[Melee or Die]

"Pegasus, I'm comin' for that ass!"

[Melee or Die]

"Who knew a photoshoot could be this kickass?!"

[Abraham_uk]

Meet my two friends.

 

Sin (my gun) and Punishment (my sword)!

[breakdown71289]

AHHHH!!! THE BEES!!!!!!!!

[mousestalker]

Why is there mustard on the wall?

[Abraham_uk]

Inquisitor: Hey Isabella. Would you like to join the Inquisition?

 

Isabella: No.

 

Inquisitor: But we're fighting daemons and Varric will be there.

 

Isabella: Varric is cute, but no.

 

Inquisitor: But there will be lots of treasure to plunder as we fight daemons in ancient ruins.

 

Isabella: Do I get to lead the charge, or am I taking orders?

 

Inquisitor: Taking orders.

 

Isabella: In which case no.

 

Inquisitor: Fine  . You run off with Hawke, whilst we save the world.

 

@breakdown71289

Who is that Ezio Auditore look alike?

[Abraham_uk]

You shot me at my own wedding leaving me for dead.

How do I make it even.

 

Kill of your entire organisation in vengeance.

Bang, bang, this baby shot you down.

[Abraham_uk]

Damn it Bethesda.

You removed the turn people into statue spell.

 

I know you've removed a lot of spells and even the spell making feature.

But removing the statue spell?

 

Blasphemy!

 

How am I supposed to handle this many zombies without the statue spell?

[Abraham_uk]

If the entire cerberus faction was just made up with loads of engineers, then those N7 Special forces would be in real trouble.

 

Turret spam!

[Napoleonicus]

Doctor, I believe I may have Turret syndrome!

 

Edit: Darn ninjas!

 

 

 

Now where is my argonian slave dammit!

[Abraham_uk]

You can't win! I have the high ground!

 

 

Doctor, I believe I may have Turret syndrome!

 

Edit: Darn ninjas!

 

 

 

Now where is my argonian slave dammit!

The argonian slaves were killed by the Cerberus turret.

[Abraham_uk]

Angry Person: Don't look at me! I'm mad at you.

Look at me when I'm talking to you!

 

Frightened Person: I'm so confused. Should I look or should I not look?

 

Angry Person: Look at me!

 

Frightened Person: I'm looking.

 

Angry Person: Stop looking at me you creep!

 

Frightened Person: Should I stay or should I go?

 

Angry Person: If you stay there shall be trouble.

 

Frightened Person: If I go there'll be double!

 

Angry Person: I'll never let you go! Look at me! No don't look at me! Why are you still looking at me!?

[Sir DeLoria]

Onward my brothers and sisters! Page 1000 is near!!!

[Drone223]

Just four more pages left.

[Abraham_uk]

 

I am the vanguard of page 1000!

I am the dragoon that shall see us there!

I shall swoop down from the skies to land the ultimate blow!

It shall be glorious I tell the!

 

 

 

I am the iron fist of page 1000!

I shall clash against the void with all of my might and technical wizardry!

Lasers and punches behold!

The space shall be torn asunder.

 

I shall scoul menacingly though the night, scaring away the daemons that hold us back.

The apocalypse of page 1000 shall be crushed one bullet at a time.

One fallen zombie ninja at a time.

They shall know that I The One Woman Army shall finish Umbrella.

 

 

I shall show off my stealth and cunning as I glide through the darkness with style and evasion.

I shall sail through the madness and plunder the mighty oceans of the 1000th page.

They shall know my winning attitude and they shall know my winning style

as I stalk my prey with pride, sass and feistiness.

 

 

 

They shall know that my true name is not Ezio Auditore.

But damn it! I wish I were. I look like him! Come on.

I shall grab my assassin outfit and jump from roof top to roof top.

Clambering, sneaking, swiping and thrusting my way into action.

Give me a few moments in that machine and I shall learn the secrets of my ancestors.

Page 1000 shall be assassinated!

 

 

 

They shall know me. One of the few early voices of this thread.

Though the founder of this thread is nowhere to be seen, I shall be his/her torch bearer.

For every day shall be a happy day!

[Drone223]

I'll just check if he's dead again.